There were a lot of tense matchups this year in Fug Madness, and a few that came down to a couple hundred votes or less, with a whole host of Cinderellas and surprise results. But the one person who never truly struggled this entire time is the person you Fug
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View the gallery (1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (6) MISCHA BARTON AT LAST THERE ARE TWO. Two blondes. Two child actors turned teen-drama centerpieces. Two girls whose Get-A-Grip friends seem to have gone on permanent hiatus. Two women who have trampled over the likes of Rihanna, Lady Gaga,
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Are you ready to get crazy? Have you been exercising your voting finger? Have you been waking up at night, wondering who is actually going to take this year's Fug Madness title, and if it's who you think it is, what will you do with all
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(1) LADY GAGA vs. (6) MISCHA BARTON This matchup really encapsulates the battle of two different fugs -- and yet I contend they're not actually that different after all. Yes, Mischa probably thinks she looks good in all her clothes, without an accompanying statement. But just because Lady Gaga
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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN v. (2) MILEY CYRUS This is going to be a tough one, y'all, so put on your seats belts. Taylor Momsen's archives are vast and deep and shocking; Miley's archives have a horrifying and compelling power all their own. Both fancy
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We've had a lot of close games, and a lot of surprisingly NOT close ones, and yet -- as with every Fug Madness -- we've ended up with a Final Four that richly deserves to be here. On our bracket we said we'd do one game
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(2) MILEY CYRUS vs. (5) JESSICA SIMPSON Interesting matchup here. I suspected Miley Cyrus might really make a run at the title, but Jessica Simpson's success, I did not anticipate. Beating Katy Perry is no mean feat. As I said to Jessica yesterday, "Who knew good ol&
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(1) RIHANNA v. (6) MISCHA BARTON Rihanna easily dispatched Ryan Cabrera to get here, ending his unexpected reign of hair-terror (hairror?), but Mischa Barton ended up beating the Family Smith by only the barest of margins, eventually squeaking to a win by approximately 100 votes after days of back-
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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN v. (2) KE$HA This match-up -- between wild child singer/actress/tragic-try-hard Taylor Momsen, and freaky prop-enthusiast/singer/van der Beek fan Ke$ha , both of whom won their way into the Elite Eight as easily as you or I would pop down
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(1) KATY PERRY vs. (5) JESSICA SIMPSON Both these ladies are so, so subtle. Yes, clever thought, Katy -- we'd NEVER have been able to see those if you hadn't hunched. Especially because you're so habitually shy about them. "But wait," she notes.
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(2) THE FAMILY SMITH vs. (6) MISCHA BARTON Sometimes I wish my life had a soundtrack -- like, every sidewalk would be a catwalk for me if I had the right background music. And I think Jada Pinkett Smith lives that. Like, you don't wear that outfit (or, in
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(1) LADY GAGA vs. (5) PAZ DE LA HUERTA You know, something about this coupling seems right. Poor Paz. After seeing this photo, it's no wonder she just got booked for a drunken bar brawl. Any regular visitor to this site will not be unfamiliar with combination of
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(2) KE$HA vs. (6) FABIOLA BERACASA These two could not be more different: Ke$ha often looks like she was fished out of a Dumpster... ... albeit a Dumpster she won in the War of the Back Alleys... ... whereas Fabiola looks like the well-groomed daughter of the man who
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(2) MILEY CYRUS vs. (3) LEONA LEWIS Damn, this one is going to be INTENSE. I kind of wish we could corral these two ladies and make them have a motherf'ing walk-off. Since we can't, let's just approximate it instead. Let's
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