(1) RIHANNA vs. (13) RYAN CABRERA You remember the fur dress made of Santa's beard clippings. You've seen the racy red lace. You know about the origami. But do not forget this: I think IKEA sells that as a bedspread. It's called HULJA and
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(2) NICKI MINAJ vs. (6) CHRISTINA AGUILERA Of all the crazy crap Nicki Minaj has worn in the name of getting attention, my very favorite is the thing she wore under the auspice of NOT wanting attention: The caption on this photo was, "Nicki Minaj attempts to go incognito
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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs (5) LINDSAY LOHAN In many ways, this matchup is terribly apt -- Momsen seems headed down a similar path that LiLo took, a.k.a. the path to Grossville via Nutbar Junction, and so it's sort of like pitting two generations against each other. I
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It's getting goooooood up in here, y'all... Here's a look at who's playing whom at the end of this week. Look at the choices you have wrought! Thursday: (1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (5) LINDSAY LOHAN T-Momz is a powerful force of
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(1) KATY PERRY v. (8) CHLOE SEVIGNY Oh, Katy Perry. At least you're never boring. And we know what you'd look like if you took up ice dancing: Or took a gig as a Victoria's Secret Too-Tight Floral Bustier Spokesperson: (The Too-Tight
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(3) LEIGHTON MEESTER v. (6) MISCHA BARTON There is something delightful about the fact that we've got the once (and future?) queen of the Josh Schwartz Teen Dramas up against the current one. Well. Maybe not for them. Considering how awesome The OC was during its height, this
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(1) LADY GAGA v. (9) AMBER ROSE Just another morning for Lady Gaga, going out dressed like a condom on Good Morning America: Yes, she literally said that outfit was based on condoms, to promote safe sex. Which, okay, safe sex IS important. But, like, so is preventing heart disease
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(6) FABIOLA BERACASA v. (14) HAYDEN PANETTIERE Well, this is a weird match-up. The New York socialite/wacky fashionista versus....that girl who was on Heroes. THIS is heroic: Wait. Maybe the word I'm thinking of is, "brave." Or maybe "misguided." I might
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Let's preview what's going down tomorrow. She is involved: So embarrassing. I'm actually wearing this right now. (6) FABIOLA BERACASA v. (14) HAYDEN PANETTIERE Two upset winners, poised to go head-to-head: will Fab's wacky fashionista craziness be able to take
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(3) LEONA LEWIS vs. (6) FLORENCE WELCH Since we saw a lot of Leona's CRAZED and CRACKED OUT Out and About looks in her last game, let's take a look at her on stage for this one: That's like what would happen if she
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(1) RIHANNA vs. (9) CARRIE UNDERWOOD This one section of the bracket is apparently MUSICIAN v. MUSICIAN -- so don't forget to hum, or something, while you check out Rihanna and Carrie's respective archives. (As you know, Fug Madness is a cumulative honor.) Other than being singers,
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(3) KATIE HOLMES vs. (6) CHRISTINA AGUILERA So, I watched Burlesque this weekend, and here are the big things about that movie: 1. It's not good at all, but it's not bad ENOUGH to be fun, so it's just... blah. Except for one scene
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HOUSEKEEPING: Are you still having issues with voting? Try commenting first and seeing if it helps. That being said, ALLEGEDLY the polls should be working fine right now, so cross your fingers! (1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (9) DIANE KRUGER Taylor Momsen is two for two in having photos that need
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Well, day one of Round One is over, and I can think of one person who will not be thrilled with the results. Lovers, you are about to get dumped. Here are the results from Thursday, and previews of the Round Two matchups they've created, which will be
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(1) KATY PERRY v. (16) MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ "No, no! I MEANT to look like this!" "What else could you possibly expect from a girl who wore WINGS on the Grammy carpet?" "Or who popped out one night dressed like a Nutcracker? (PS, I'm
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