View the gallery This is as much time as network TV has ever devoted to a rap battle, and it's one of the most watchable scenes of the season, even if I have no idea how half of it even worked (like how the crowd knew what to
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View the gallery They could have titled this episode, "Boy, it's taking a while to get used to Scarlett's haircut."
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View the gallery There are SO MANY Asher Faces this week, y'all. If this show ever gets cancelled, someone needs to make him an album. Or a video montage. Also, I am crazy, and there is apparently one more episode before the hiatus. So we're still
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View the gallery Well, it happened: Scarlett cut her hair. And not just a trim. She turned it up to ELEVEN. It was driven by Clare Bowen's desire to reach out to kids with cancer -- she herself had it as young as age four -- who, as she did,
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View the gallery i'm just going to start with Jeffrey Dean Morgan, because that's what we're all here for, right? HOWEVER: He just got cast in The Walking Dead. Now, the finale for that show's current season is shooting right now, which
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View the gallery We are now four days away from catching up to Present Times, which means the next episode -- which I believe is the fall finale -- is going to be chock full of panicked whispers and blood.
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View the gallery I think we're in the middle of a real, prolonged sophomore slump.
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View the gallery I swear to God, if this show takes Asher -- its only decent human -- and retcons him into a gross assbag, I will WRITE A LOT OF THINGS IN CAPS ABOUT IT.
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View the gallery Yes, yes, someone dies this week... BUT NEXT WEEK SCARLETT APPARENTLY GETS A HAIRCUT. SANTA IS REAL!!!
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View the gallery We had Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Then we lost him. Now we have him BACK... IN GLASSES. SOME HIGHER POWER LOVES US ALL VERY MUCH.
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View the gallery Starring Bev and her Sad Microwave, and featuring Maddie losing both her stadium concert virginity and possibly her actual one.
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View the gallery Asher didn't make any faces, really, in episode four. But then he came back strong in episode 5. Also, please enjoy a screenshot of one of my favorite continuity gaffes in a long time.
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View the gallery We were light on generally great lines this week, but if we're talking the best solely of this episode, here are a few: -- "Your house ain't clean if your closets are dirty." -- "A MOUTH IS A MOUTH." -- "You
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View the gallery I did not predict that our screeching calls for MORE MAKING OUT would be answered by Jackie Florrick and Howard Lyman. Alicia didn't make out with Finn after A WHOLE SEASON OF YEARNING, but Jackie hits it in two seconds or less? Seriously, Alicia, you
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View the gallery B is for bitter. Y is for yelping. E is for envious. B is for bailing. E is for exasperating. V is for very very very reVisionist history required to make Deacon so vengeful. What's it spell? BYE BEV. Also, getting serious for a second:
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