View the gallery This episode had an exhumation, a Thunderdome, red leather, the stabbing of a painting, and Marisa Tomei trying to be cool. Somehow, the last of those things was the oddest.
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View the gallery Jeffrey Dean Morgan is here to make sex eyes at Alicia, and just like that, I am BACK IN and DEMANDING THAT PEOPLE MAKE OUT.
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View the gallery It didn't happen first but I'm leading with Shirtless Eggs 911, for obvious reasons. Also, that's a wonderful new facet for anyone's burgeoning Eggs 911 business.
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View the gallery This show has now spent THREE episodes dragging out the fate of a character we never cared about, but it looks like there is finally a light at the end of Bev's tunnel, and she is walking into it.
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View the gallery This week's best lines: 1. "You couldn't find a C Major if it was right in between your legs. WHICH IT AIN'T." 2. "Blasphemy. I'm GOD." 3. "I doubt if Jesus Christ could save
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View the gallery This season, I'm going with 96 percent outfits, 4 percent plot. If that. So if you dig brooches, business-casual, and/or Alan Cumming making faces in the mirror, you can enjoy this even if you don't watch.
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View the gallery I think Asher might be the only nice person on this show.
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View the gallery This week, the Stella sisters basically killed it on-stage. Juliette's music is getting a little droning and heavy for me, sadly. A little collaboration with Maddie and Daphne would do wonders for her.
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View the gallery There weren't as many bananas lines this week, so for the Quote of the Episode I'm going with the graceful Lucious Lyon lyric, "Snitch. Bitch. Snitchin'-ass bitch." The thing is, it was actually pretty freaking catchy (written by Petey
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View the gallery Welcome back, Nashville, which brings us upon its return some bad clothes, weird hair, a fake magazine, some beard-cutting -- actual, not symbolic -- a lot of crying, and the acknowledgment we've all been waiting for that Rayna is TERRIBLE AT HER JOB.
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View the gallery Again, not sure we'll keep this up -- we'll gauge response -- but I'm curious: Does the twist at the end make you likely to give this a shot, if you were already wavering?
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View the gallery They might as well have called this "Killing Bex Porter." I don't know yet if we'll stick with Scandal recaps, but I had to cover The One Where They Kill An American From Iowa Who Had Married A Foreign Prince. I
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View the gallery The six best lines from the season premiere: 1. "Your father is a tampon." (I swear this is what she said. If it's not, I don't want to know it. Also, what does it mean? That he's purse-size
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View the gallery First of all, I'd like to note that the costume and hair and makeup people REALLY went out with a bang here, in the show's finale. The clothes were BEYOND. You should flip through this slideshow even if you don't read
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View the gallery I'm not sure if this episode was actually bad, or if it seemed worse in comparison because last week's was quite good? That being said, it did include: a lot of anguished facial expressions from a wife WE'VE NEVER MET and
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