Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Emma Stone in Lanvin
View the gallery Let's start with her head and shoulders, because this sucker was a scrolldown and I want us to have a happy memory first. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Let's start with her head and shoulders, because this sucker was a scrolldown and I want us to have a happy memory first. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryI find Kerry Washington, as a person, to be so appealing on the red carpet. She always seems so delighted and vivacious and bubbly and she's just a treat. That said: I really liked this when I saw it from the knees up, but it hasn't
Read moreI said on GFY recently that I suspected Julianne Moore might dress more carefully this year, because she doesn't want to run the table in a series of insane gowns that will live in infamy. I am one-for-one on THAT prediction. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreOn the red carpet pre-show, Melissa here literally admitted that she's wearing a "chop shop" of items that were already in her closet, which....DUDE. She also told this whole long story about how she wanted to go to FIT and become a designer, but
Read moreJessica and I were terribly, woefully, wickedly unprepared for this awards season to begin. And then Lupita walked out. And I'll be honest, I'm bummed out by the tan spots on her skirt because they look like the soil from which the rest of the flowers
Read moreIn case you were wondering if Claire Danes could believably play the role of a rich hippie-dippy crackpot who lives in Topanga Canyon and spends all day making hideous, careful pottery: YEP. The thing is, of course, that this dress actually has all the bits and bobs to make
Read moreRosamund Pike was, I think, the first person on the red carpet who wasn't hosting an entertainment show or pimping/shooting the Entourage movie. And she really should've had her driver circle the block fifty more times while somebody re-jiggered her gown. This lovely lady
Read moreView the gallery I feel like we're moving in the right direction with these girls. At last! [Photos: Getty, INF, Fame/Flynet]
View Gallery"HOLA LOVERS." "What was I to do, lovers? I have been People's Most Everything Ever. I have given you my abs. I have given you my side-abs, and my front-abs, and my back-abs. I have given you Leg. I have given you
Read moreView the gallery It's so fun to have a fug-off when both of the competitors look freaking great.
View GalleryKeira's face is perfection. The rest of her suggests that Karl picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue... ... and start eating it. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreView the gallery The 2015 Golden Globes are slinking towards us, ready to fire the starting pistol on a race that will end sometime in late February and leave us wondering how we could possibly be at Fug Madness time already. So let's rewind ten years and examine
View GalleryNo need for a run-off this year. Behold your best dressed, in a landslide, getting nearly double what even her closest competitor rustled up: And taking home worst -- although Zoe Saldana fought the good fight, taking a close second -- is.....drum roll: At least she has allllll that material
Read moreView the gallery And now, the worst. Looking back at it, if the Emmys were boring and uninspiring, the Globes actually turned out fairly well. Some of these are bad, and some of them are worse, but we're not drowning in horrors. It's a nice change.
View GalleryView the gallery As I have noted previously, we now vote on a narrowed down selection of individuals so as not to have your head (and, really, mine) explode. As I said circa last year's Met Gala, that selection of individuals is chosen using a complex algorithm of
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