Fugs and Fabs: Accessories at the 2014 Golden Globes
View the gallery A Fug National pointed out that finger guns should count as an accessory. That person is wise. [Photos: Getty]
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Golden Globes Final Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox Purge
View the gallery That bodice is an unforgivable curse. If this were Harry Potter, there would be a verboten spell that does exactly that to the top of your enemy's outfit. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryGolden Globes Fugs and Fabs: The Blues
View the gallery I"m really sorry if some of these turn out to be black. Between camera flashes and my computer's occasionally unreliable settings and my own tired eyes, I don't know what's what anymore. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryGolden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Reds and Pinks
View the gallery I've heard June Squibb is hilarious and great in Nebraska, and I'm looking forward to seeing it someday when I am not drowning in all the typing I need to do. So, next August, optimistically. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryGolden Globes Mostly Well Played, Amber Heard, With Bonus Johnny Depp
View the gallery Or at least, extra Johnny Depp. "Bonus" implies you're going to like it, and I'm not sure how accurate that is. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryGolden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Black-and-White Gowns
View the gallery It's a shame these two are so hideous and not at all genetically blessed. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Edie Falco
I had a really weird brain fart the other day in which I read "Edie Falco" was nominated for Nurse Jackie, and my brain responded, "I didn't know Edie McClurg was on Nurse Jackie!" Strange, but at least it sent me down a pleasant
Read moreGolden Globes Fug or Fab: Hailee Steinfeld
I'm looking forward to the day La Steinfeld returns to the shows as a nominee. In the meantime: This makes me nuts. Someone went to all that trouble to make a dress that was at least trying something, even if part of that involved popped shoulder seams... and
Read moreGolden Globes Well Played: Ashley Madekwe
Ashley Madekwe is lucky her character on Revenge was such a hot professional mess, because that show is a grim professional mess and at this point I think it's better for everyone involved to be out of there -- except for Gabriel Mann and Justin Hartley, who are doing
Read moreGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Chloe Bennet
Chloe here is on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Unfortunately, I'm not sure this S.H.I.E.L.D. is going to be very effective. Perhaps she should try one that's not so porous. Also, I accidentally typed the show name as
Read moreGolden Globes Fugs and Fabs: The Modern Family Cast
View the gallery It was a strange thing seeing only one Modern Family acting nod, but at the same time, a delight -- the Hollywood Foreign Press Association may be full of crazy people, and nominations or wins may be for sale, but at least it isn't afraid to
View GalleryGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Bryce Dallas Howard
Oh, girl. Between the bangs and the lipstick, this outfit never stood a chance. Clown College didn't need a Prom. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Sally Hawkins
Listen, I don't aggressively hate this: But is Sally Hawkins secretly 80 years old? Just checking. Because this is vintage Dior and it makes her look like she's being wearing it since it was actually new. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreGolden Globes Fugs and Fines: Heavy, Shiny Satiny Things
View the gallery Anna Gunn made herself a tough act to follow at the Emmys. So in a sense, that means she was her own downfall. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryGolden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Metallics and Metallic Adjacents
View the gallery I just realized that the reason I put all these women together is that, as a group, they match one of my throw pillows. It's been a very busy couple of days. Regardless, let's soldier on! [Photos: Getty]
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