First of all, do not ask me why Anna Kendrick was at the Grammys. I don't have anything against Anna Kendrick -- I actually like Anna Kendrick! -- but it seemed weird. Is this because my local pop music station went through a three week period of playing "Cups&
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View the gallery I'm happy she won -- she cannot have expected to beat the Taylor Swift juggernaut -- but I wish I'd liked all the outfits better. She can dry her tears on her new bookends. [Photos: Getty]
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WHY ISN'T THIS OVER YET? [Photos: Getty]
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This dress leaves me cold -- it's like the duvet of a bedridden person who's got a WRETCHED cold and no wastebasket. But the hair is my issue -- the braids look sloppy and the rest looks matted, and I'm concerned she just came back from
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View the gallery The men kind of brought it last night. Sometimes "it" was sexy, snazzy hotness, and sometimes "it" was CRAY CRAY CRAZY, but either way, we appreciate them playing. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery So much half-heartedness. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery So, last night's E! Red Carpet was basically the first time I've really been exposed to Rita Ora in action -- rather than in photos of her coming out of London clubs wearing something INSANE -- and I must tell you, she was TOTALLY CHARMING
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This dress is not good. Barring a miracle or a major staffing change in Team Patton, it's never going to be very good. But at least this one just looks like she stole something that was intended for Katy Perry, rather than something intended for Paris Hilton (or
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View the gallery Well. At least she isn't boring. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery My main reaction to this, sincerely, was, "She didn't even BeDazzle her cane. BORING." However, I want David Banda to end up marrying one of the Jolie-Pitts, because the ensuing wedding weekend and/or dinner table meeting of the in-laws would
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View the gallery This seriously might be my favorite of her dresses, ever. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery To me, this is a pure Cher Horowitz-style Monet: From afar, thanks to her body, it's at least visually arresting -- but then the closer you look, the less you're dazzled. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryWe covered some of the snazziest -- and not! -- looks from last night's Grammys for The Cut: "It's not that we particularly like Sara Bareilles's molting Blumarine mullet dress; we don't. But the more egregious offense may be her gnarled braided updo,
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With all due respect to Natasha, without whom we would have had no theme song to The Hills, and therefore would never have known when we were supposed to be communicating with people only via wordless, meaningful glances, how is she still getting invited to stuff? I presume it'
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View the gallery It's not that this isn't pretty -- it is. But I just don't have anything to say about it. There's nothing to say. It is the kind of dress that begs, "If you're not going to get
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