View the gallery "YO, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, ZIPPER, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KIM'S THIGHS HAD ONE OF THE BEST YEARS OF ALL TIME. THEY ARE TRULY SUBLIME, SO FULLY GENUINE, AND LIKE A GLASS OF PORT WINE I ENJOY THEM WHEN
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View the gallery Is it wrong that I found this hilariously entertaining and it filled me with glee? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I can't tell if Madonna is resting on her laurels, or if someone told her Fifty Shades of Grey is AARP erotica and she's trying to ride the trend. [Photos: Getty]
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In case you ever wondered what Madame X would have looked like if Sargent had suffered a mental break and gone crazy with the scissors: Not NEARLY as bad as that description might have led you to believe. [Photo: Getty]
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Rihanna wasn't at the Grammys this year (she wasn't nominated; was "Stay" already up for stuff, or will it be next year? Because that song is really very hauntingly good, and I hope it's not about Chris Brown)(WHOOPS, never mind, she
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View the gallery She wore four outfits, total, on Grammy night, and that doesn't include whatever she wore when she wandered into her team's Styling Vortex. This is the Armani she wore to the post-party, and for me, overall, this lacks any real verve, and
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Vika here went down in the quarterfinals of the Australian Open, and got booed by the crowd, which apparently decided last year that Azarenka has a sportsmanship problem (she took a medical timeout in the semi-final at a questionable time). I've decided this dress is her response.
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It's not every day that a dress someone wore to the Teen Choice Awards gets donned by an adult at a Grammy party. But Chloe Grace Moretz is a pretty mature teen, and Jennifer Hudson has crazy young skin, so maybe they meet in the middle. I would
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The context of this outfit: a Grammy pre-party in Los Angeles during what was probably a 66-degree evening after a warm day. If she'd been in New York, or Chicago, or anywhere else that's been tongue-bathed by the polar vortex, I would be
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View the gallery It seriously feel like NO ONE attended this thing, right? I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss Lady Gaga popping up places dressed like breakfast. [Photos: Getty]
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So, I gather Ariana Grande decided she needed to do a whole explanation about why her hair is the same all the time, and it boils down to: loads of damage from her day job, it's too "ratchet" (she means "wretched" or "ratty,
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View the gallery Taylor did it successfully, and so did Rita Ora. And now these ladies. I know I am a magpie who can't resist something shiny -- I literally said to Heather last week, "I don't need another gold bootie" -- but these looks are
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I'm sure the cut of this dress will knock you over from shock. After her Globes and SAGs outfits, I feel like Julia must have been DYING to get back into a cocktail frock with loose sleeves, like the ones she favored leading up to awards season. It&
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At some point when we were watching the Grammys red carpet, Heather said, "Some horror show just walked behind Giuliana." Friends, MEET THAT HORROR SHOW: I'm sure you know what I'm going to say, though, and I want you to say it with: At
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View the gallery I'm getting that black clothes are her thing, but not all garments are created equal. People are very defensive of her, from what I gleaned on Twitter, so don't take it personally if I don't think they're all very
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