These capri calamities are not good. They're bad. So bad. We're talking Natalie Dormer Is Not Impressed bad. But I have a warm place for them in my heart, because it's such a RELIEF to know that even Gwyneth Paltrow is not immune to
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I've been tepid at best on GOOP's latest garb, but I'm going to give this a tentative B-plus. The floaty vintage nightie silhouette is very nice on her. (Weirdly, I could actually see this on Kate Middleton. Maybe Gwyneth has a private Pinterest
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View the gallery I do love a mid-October awards show. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This is one of those outfits where I hated it, then I kind of liked it, then I looked closer and hated it again, then I kind of grew to appreciate it, then I had a breakfast sandwich and thought about the world for a bit. Let&
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View the gallery Oh, Gwyneth. I wish you'd used this as a chance to show off a woman's power to wear cuter shoes. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Gwyneth rarely pops by one of these things anymore. But in a week where we've learned Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin allegedly are moving in together -- and mere blocks from G's apartment, also rumored to be at Mama Goop's control-freaky
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I feel like she's really into this silhouette right now, for some inexplicable reason: I hope she covers this burning question in this week's upcoming GOOP. Perhaps an appealing slice of side-torso has secret health benefits, like, it actually airs your spleen in a literal
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The headline for this event told me that "Jerry Seinfeld Hosts First Ever...." something something Baby Buggy something. (Baby Buggy is the charity he and his wife Jessica run, and it's by all accounts a very nice one.) But I misread said headline as, "Jerry
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View the gallery I agreed with our friends over at Red Carpet Fashion Awards that Gwyneth should have worn the runway version. Dude, you PULLED OFF A CAPE. You can take on two sleeves. [Photos: INF, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Listen, Grammys, we're thrilled to have had you, but it's time for you to go. The BAFTAs were this weekend, and then Fashion Week starts on Thursday. Move along. See you next year. Yes, yes, you can have that leftover pizza. You'
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View the gallery As if Our Lady of GOOP would waste her side-ass on something as laaaaaame as Mortdecai. This is a side-boob only joint. (I admit to being curious to hear what she's privately calling this one, since she's on record as referring
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I'm not kidding when I say this is one of my favorite things that has happened thus far in 2015: I legit cackled out loud with glee when this photo loaded. I'd say that I would like to subscribe to this person's newsletter, but
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I'm not sure whether or not anyone knew Gwyneth Paltrow would be attending the Golden Globes -- she skipped the carpet -- and from the looks of things it's possible SHE didn't even remember until about twenty minutes beforehand: Otherwise, I don't get it.
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View the gallery Gwyneth co-hosted this event, so I expected her to be in something short, or snug -- basically, anything that Tom Ford could put on her that would also go Major Movie Star. And instead, she went closer to Major Movie Studio Exec. [Photos: Splash, Getty]
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View the gallery We finally got some A-listers! AT LAST. * Lil' Kim was SO unrecognizable at The Blonds that I didn't even notice she was pregnant. Maybe that's WHY she looked unrecognizable, though. I kind of just blew my own mind. * Nanette Lepore brought
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