This is Prada: And I suspect it's also an apology for this. Miuccia may be apologizing for that one for the rest of her life. That said, though, as apologies go, this is a good one. I can't WAIT to read the GOOP missive where Gwyneth
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I'm going to read some body language and infer that Gwyneth was not super happy about this ensemble. Her minimalist makeup doesn't seem to match the clothes nor the nighttime-nature of the event. The dress is pulling and bunching at her waist. And not for
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Damn it, Paltrow: This dress is adorable and the fact that your hair looks ever-so-slightly crazed makes you seem more approachable than usual. (Don't worry, I know you are NOT.) Why must you always remind me that somewhere, way down deep inside me, behind the place
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To bastardize my own Twitter joke from the other day: NOOP, GOOP. NOOOOOOOP. That. Is. Heinous. It's a glorified satin dickey that looks like it was made partially out of ruffled tennis underpants. Is it even finished? Are those special deodorizing armpit valances, soon to be sold exclusively
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I'm assuming this week's GOOP will be all about cool ways to spend less than $450,000 on your First Communion. But, psst, I'm not sure Christ is down with his newcomers bringing both nip and navel with them to the altar (WHY can
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View the gallery Mostly, I think she's pulling this off. Oh, Gwyneth. What CAN'T you do? Other than write a self-aware weekly newsletter, obviously. What do you think?
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View the gallery Oh, GWYNETH.
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View the gallery On our twitter, Fug National @NicNarrates said that Gywnnie here looks like she's "going to the gyno...in space." Which is so apt, and so funny, that I wish I had thought of it myself. Because SHE DOES. Although I don't
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View the gallery I would just like to formally thank Gwyneth Paltrow for wearing a mother-f'ing cape to the Oscars, like a boss.
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FINE, Paltrow. You win this one. But I'm NOT buying your stupid $500 cleanse, no matter what you do. [Photo: Getty]
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As soon as the ads for this movie started running, I was like, "Gwynnie as a boozing country star desperate for a comeback? FROMAGE." And Country Strong, though not nearly as fun-bad as I wanted it to be, totally should have been on Lifetime. I can'
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View the gallery You know the Met Ball was well-attended when we're more than halfway through the second day of our coverage, and I just said, "Oh, hell, we haven't even covered SJP and Gwynnie yet." So why not cover them together? They
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Confession time: I am TOTALLY going to buy Gwyneth's cookbook. I love cookbooks. I love celebrity cookbooks. THIS celebrity cookbook will, I suspect, be both sort of amusing and potentially decent (Mario Batali is involved, after all.) One thing I will not be buying, however, is this outfit
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GOOP: Cee-Lo? CEE-LO: Yes, Gwyneth? GOOP: Can we talk? CEE-LO: Yes. GOOP: I'm afraid people are going to... you know... CEE-LO: Forget you? GOOP: Yes. CEE-LO: That seems unlikely. GOOP: Why, Cee-Lo? CEE-LO: Because you are an Oscar-winner, a multiple
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At first glance, I was like, "DUDE. Gwynnie's waist is SO SMALL WHAT IS UP?" Then I realized that what I thought was back-drop was actually still part of her body and Gwyneth has not started corseting herself into Scarlett O'Hara proportions -- something
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