View the gallery Remember when the MTV Movie Awards were, like, a really big deal? Yeah, I fear those years are past. (Or maybe I AM THE THING THAT IS PAST. [In other words, I may just now be too old for them.])
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View the gallery One of these looks is not like the other. (Spoiler: It's Tyler Posey's.) [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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"HOLA LOVERS." "I have been tricked, lovers. I was told I would be given a major award, and so I put on clothes that do not have missing parts or mutant pants or a cape, and what happens? PLASTIC POPCORN. This is NOT AN AWARD. It is
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In which someone wisely reboots The Golden Girls -- Betty White can take over the role of Sophia! Or honestly, just be Rose again. She looks THE SAME AGE, probably because she's made a deal with Lucifer -- and gives ScarJo the role of Blanche Devereaux: I mean, can you
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Call me crazy -- "HELLO CRAZY" -- but I think she looks divine in this: It's sheer but not TOO sheer. Lacy but not TOO lacy. Draped but not TOO draped. Short, but not TOO short. In effect: I enjoy it when she breaks free from the clutches
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View the gallery Jessica frequently types "WORDS" as a placeholder -- which, as you know, we sometimes publish by accident and it reads as speechlessness -- and I veer between using that and just "F." Both apply here. WORDS. F. F-WORDS. SO MUCH F'ING WORDS.
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I felt bad for Jessie J when she went out to present something with Mark Wahlberg, and had to endure the most mind-numbingly dumb patter that amounted to this: "You're British." "Yes." "Your accent sounds different than mine." "Yes."
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View the gallery This is the moment where I lose faith in all the math that I ever learned, because if Shailene Woodley can take those pants and toss them in here and add them up into something I don't hate, then how can I trust 1 + 1
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View the gallery I don't know who invited Bai Ling to this event, or why, but I am THRILLED THAT THEY DID. Never leave us again, Bai Ling! [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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Does Charli Fake Roman Numeral look like she might be a flasher at the White House Easter Egg Roll? Yes. Is that MILES better than looking like the derelict bunny-themed stripper someone misguidedly hired for the adults at that party? A THOUSAND TIMES YES. [Photo: Getty]
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This outfit is weirding me out a little. Not because it's so bad, necessarily, although it would perhaps be more at home at someone's sorority sister's wedding (you know, you're fresh out of college, and you think you can pick a bridesmaid
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I just feel like... can MTV stop acting like Johnny Depp is still some kind of foxy man-surprise? For one thing, he shows up to EVERYTHING -- I need both hands to count the number of times he's been trotted out and these pseudo-hip things, and everyone
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This dress is total nude shoe bait, and bless her, she didn't take it. I wish it weren't the color of a car interior. I also think it should have chosen one skirt and stuck with it. Even Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde had to time-
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View the gallery Sans star Ashley Rickards. What does it say about MTV when they can't compel the lead of their tentpole show to come to this thing? That literally is awkward. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Bless Kat Graham for being reliably interesting. [Photos: Getty]
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