View the gallery I didn't love this dress last night, but now that I've slept on it, I kind of like it? It helps that I like her so much, but I also think it's just more appealing in the light of day. Tell
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View the gallery As much as it pains me to cite, much less agree with, E's Ross Mathews: He said at one point that this entire look had an Ariana Grande vibe to it, and I could not unring that bell. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I am not hugely a fan of this, to be totally honest -- although I appreciated the passion with which she performed in it -- but at least it wasn't (a) boring or (b) composed of foodstuffs. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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View the gallery Jennifer caused quite the uproar by missing the televised red carpet. She claims she was sick - which she also said last year, which, hey, maybe she just has terrible luck. Or maybe she cried wolf last year and then this time the wolf ate her. She DID
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View the gallery Aspects of this are beautiful, but how often can one woman show up at a major awards show wearing a sad, sad doily? [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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Naomi Watts, proving you don't have to be nominated for an Oscar to win anyway: Y'all can keep Blanchett. I know whose closet I want to raid. If these two don't have a piano, they need to buy one SPECIFICALLY to frame this and
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View the gallery This might be my best dressed of the night. She looks amazing. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery A reader Tweeted us last night something to the effect of being unable to warm to Brie Larson, and I honestly wondered at the time if that was the ONLY person in the WORLD who has ever said such a thing. I find her almost startlingly likable.
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View the gallery Cate was the person whose look I was most interested to see last night at the Oscars -- even when I don't like what she's wearing, it's never boring. That said, I loved this. WHAT A RELIEF. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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At first I had no idea what Heidi Klum was doing with this thing. Even the usually too-supportive Giuliana, across the street from Seacrest on her perch in Second Fiddleville, said of this, "That's, ah, wow," and then complimented the hair. That dress has no
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View the gallery When you begin to despair of the fashions of today, sometimes it's fun to hop in the DeLorean and see what ills were perpetrated in the past, to remind you that it wasn't so dreamy then, either. Wait, that's depressing: "
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View the gallery And, the worst-dressed. Same rules apply as with best-dressed: All the contenders are in one slideshow, but the telecast and post-parties are split up in the polls. Which are after the jump, because: long. Judge, then convict.
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View the gallery Okay, because the Oscars are A Grand Affair, we do two separate Best Dressed polls: for the main ceremony, and the after parties. All the candidates -- chosen from the stuff we liked, and then trying to gauge what you responded to that we didn't -- are
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View the gallery As they say at the bar, you don't have to go home, Oscars, but you can't stay here. Let's wrap this awards season up!
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View the gallery Joan Collins, our patron saint, getting it done as usual. With bonus Jackie! [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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