View the gallery We're at the point in Oscars coverage where all I can hear in my head is Billy Crystal singing, "Oscar OSCAR, who will WIIIIIN." It's quite an earworm. [Photos: Getty]
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In the interest of starting on a note of kindness and positivity, I think she looks so striking from the clavicle up. She can really carry off that No Makeup Makeup, which is nearly impossible. HOWEVS: These kinds of dresses -- no, I can't believe this isn't
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View the gallery Not enough of any of these -- never enough! -- but still a nice showing. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery As ever, if it seemed like we missed a big star -- like Beyonce -- she more than likely got her very own post. Let's eyeball the rest of these ladies, though.
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View the gallery Another pairing you wouldn't think would be going head-to-head. It's a very MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch kind of day on GFY. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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Okay. I could not pretend to put this up to a vote. But the truth of the matter is that, as wacky as this is, she looks REALLY GOOD in it: And don't get me wrong. It IS wacky. It's like a chef's apron
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Because I love an unexpected face-off, and you don't usually think Beyonce and Natalie Portman will have much overlap in ANYTHING. I mean, even Benjamin Millepied (whom LaineyGossip always calls "Ballet K-Fed" and that's always how I refer to him in my
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View the gallery We already covered Rosamund Pike, and Dakota Johnson, and Behati (and David Oyelowo!), but other people wore red, too. LET'S JUDGE THEM. Er, you know. Nicely. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, INF]
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View the gallery I always love it when we get to make one of these and it's longer than three slides. Please, patterns, have a moment. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I WROTE WORDS AGAIN. The Oscars have broken me. FAREWELL FUG NATION. See you on the lanai, and we can talk about this post full of models.
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For those who've been impatient with Dakota leaving her hair down on all the red carpets, this may please you: The entire ensemble pleases me. It's very Naomi Watts to me, actually -- really sexy but really simple, with the confidence of knowing its little touches are
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View the gallery We were unmoved by this when we saw it on Sunday, but now that some time has passed, I think I'm coming down on the side of liking it. But I am open to discussion on the subject. I do still have notes. [Photos: INF,
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I'm going to start with the one I personally like better: the Prabal Gurung from the Vanity Fair party. He's used an extremely fussy, unedited, and dare I say it, deranged hand when designing for her in the past. But this is so elegant on her
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View the gallery So many dudes in sweet tuxes. My favorite kind. [Photos: INF]
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View the gallery Because Rita Ora wasn't the only one. OF COURSE. CAN WE ALL JUST PUT AWAY OUR PUBIC BONES, ahem, Heidi Klum? [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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