Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Catherine Zeta Jones
View the gallery As I said on Twitter, I love CZJ always. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery As I said on Twitter, I love CZJ always. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryThis may surprise a lot of people, but I ended up going the reverse direction I normally do: In the beginning, I liked this, but the more I stared at it the more it lost me. The hair is lovely, sure. I vacillate between thinking the bodice is appropriately sexy/
Read moreYou guys know how great we think Octavia Spencer is. She spent all of last awards season looking amazing, and she was a scream on 30 Rock this season. So I want the best for her. Sadly, although I don't think this is a complete strike out, I
Read moreI really wish Sandra Bullock had been in Silver Linings Playbook. That way, I could write something hideously hacky like, "Is this dress stunning as-is, or could the lower half use a silver lining in its playbook?" As it is, I'm stuck ruminating about whether
Read moreView the gallery Is J Hud an amazing actor? Her recent turn on Smash says no, despite her Oscar. But MY GOD she can sing, and I think almost every Academy member who saw her absolutely kill on "And I Am Telling You I Am Not Going" last
View GalleryView the gallery Damn, Stacy. Turns out it's the second awards season with Intern George that pays the greatest dividends. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryThis might have been my favorite look of the night. You may not have won Best Actress, Naomi, but you are in a very tight race for Best Dressed: It is unusual that you will find me calling something futuristic and weird and amazing, but here we are. [Photos: Getty]
Read moreView the gallery This woman really loves bottoms. Wait, that came out wrong. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery I did NOT like this when I first saw it on the telecast last night, but it (still) photographs amazingly and now I might love it. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In awesome Jennifer Lawrence style, our girl found a way to humanize herself even further by falling up the stairs when she went to get her Oscar (this, about three hours after she hilariously tried to stick her face in the dreaded Mani-Cam, on a bet
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View the gallery Dear Universe, thank you for seeing to the fact that no matter what happens the other 364 days a year, Jessica Chastain BRINGS IT to the Oscars. I love this. She looks perfect. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery "I dreamed a dream in times gone by, when nips were shy, and did my bidding. Then Prada traced my aureolae; I dreamed that blogs would be forgiving." [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery Apparently, Kristen Stewart suffered an "unspecified injury" requiring her to be on crutches last night. My totally made-up theory is that she went to the Razzies -- which Twilight basically swept -- and really whooped it up (the wisest people realize that you have to embrace
View GalleryI am sure this is promotional in nature, but I don't know (nor does Steven Tyler, apparently), and frankly, I don't care. If Jim Carrey is officially the Thomas Jane of 2013, then I am BACK IN, baby. [Photo: Getty]
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Thank you all for voting for the Best and the Worst Dressed at this year's Oscars. With no further ado, congrats shall rain upon Jessica Chastain, who beat out Gywneth "Cape" Paltrow and Octavia Spencer to FINALLY win Best Dressed: As for Worst: It wasn'
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