2012 Oscars Best and Worst
View the gallery Let's do this thing. As always, please find the actual polls after the jump because OMG SO LONG.
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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The Rest (Enticing Headline, I Know)
View the gallery This is the part of the week where we feel tapped out, like we've made every comment that could ever exist about any dress, ever, in the history of dresses. And yet there are always pictures left in our lightboxes, the ones we would glance
View GalleryOscars Fug or Fab: Judy Greer
I'm concerned about Judy Greer. In all the photos from the Oscars, she shows nary a tooth in any of them. VERY occasionally she smirked, but in almost all the pictures, she was making this face: And Judy Greer -- in my head, and on my TV -- is so
Read moreOscars Well Played: Bret McKenzie
One of the Conchords has an Oscar! AND he's an acrobatic draw with his finger guns! Now let's work on Jemaine. If we can't get him a statuette, then can they at least start writing the opening song montage? You want your young '
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Kat Graham
So CLOSE. SO VERY CLOSE, KAT GRAHAM. We just need to hoist this up a wee tad. Oh, and get you out of those clodhopper shoes. And make the dress look 10% less like it's eating you like a giant, (wo)man-eating snake. THEN WE'RE
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Melanie Griffith
I love Melanie Griffith giving somebody the ol' side-eye up in there. Ladyfriend, you're the one with the bandeau bathing suit tied over your gown. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Paz Vega
Let's see: Do we think Paz Vega is merely brushing away her hair... ... or wiping away the agonized sweat of a lady whose hip is crowning with a newborn Kling-On? [Photo: Getty]
Read moreOscars Well Played: Tina Fey
I didn't even notice that I downloaded a picture where she was making this face: I don't know WHY she's making that face, but in my head, it's because she's doing a quick bit wherein she's playing the
Read moreOscars Well Played: Olga Kurylenko
Yes, okay, the slit is high. But, and maybe it's just the way she's standing, it doesn't seem like the dress is too excited about opening the barn doors wide enough that it'll be an issue. So I'm not mad
Read moreOscars Fug or Fab: Malin Akerman
Listen, you have to hand it to Malin: She has taken that back harness and she has WORKED IT.
Read moreOscars Fug or Fab: Rashida Jones
Every time I see Rashida Jones, I feel the empathy of a woman whose bangs often do not do what she wants them to do. I feel like Rashida, too, often looks in the mirror and says, "what are my bangs doing?" Girl, everyone who's ever
Read moreOscars Fug or Fab: Mia Wasikowska
Well, at least she's going someplace interesting, as opposed to someplace adjacent to Migraine City (which isn't on Google Maps -- you can get there by banging the heel of your hand against your face a hundred times and then giving up and face-planting onto your
Read moreOscars Well Played: Leslie Mann and Julie Bowen
View the gallery I wish I could print out this series of photos and make it into a flip book. Note: Leslie Mann's dress is particularly terrific.
View GalleryOscars Unfug It Up: Kate Mara
If we ever happen to run across someone who is especially cool, we like to tell you. Kate Mara, who we talked to at Fashion Week, is one such person. Like, so cool and chatty that we almost forgot that we don't actually know her for real. So
Read moreOscars Fug or Fab: Kate Hudson
View the gallery Ultimately I like this better than I thought I did, but let's discuss the illusion netting anyway. It's never NOT fun to talk about illusion netting. My trick will be whether I can do it without dropping a triple-toe loop reference... wait.
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