Certain things are delicious in their consistency: The sun sets in the west, the tides go up and down, and Rihanna wears booty shorts. I am concerned that there are two strange-handled weapons sheathed in her boots. But what's REALLY hilarious is the shirt over this ensemble.
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View the gallery Man. She melts your heart, and then she steps on it. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It was entertaining to look at, I guess, but I feel like... obviously this means I'm getting old, but for me the choreography felt repetitive, and the occasional live singing over a backing track didn't do justice to the fact that she'
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View the gallery Because on Inauguration Day, nothing says HOORAY FOR DEMOCRACY like Lady Gaga a) spanking someone while wielding (and possibly desecrating) a flag, and b) EMERGING FROM AN INFLATABLE VAGINA. It's not a GOOD inflatable vagina -- can you believe we live in a world where the
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View the gallery "LISTEN UP, IT'S TWELVE TWELVE, OF THE YEAR TWENTY TWELVE, AND WE'RE PERFORMING TO SAVE VICTIMS OF HURRICANE TWELVE. JUST KIDDING IT WAS SANDY, BUT NOTHING RHYMES WITH TWELVE. SO I'M PULLING MY THESAURUS OFF THE SHELVES AND INTO IT
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Yes, admittedly, Ke$ha has worked to clean up her red-carpet act lately. But some crotches never change. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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I know this is for a music video shoot, so traditional clothing options are not to be expected. But aside from the prison encasing her torso and the bike chain dribbling from her belt, I can't get over those ridiculous earrings. They look like bingo cards. One false
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Have you been wondering what Florence Welch is doing on-stage lately? Yes/no/maybe? Well, regardless of which one you circle before you pass back the note, I will let you know, because I am here for you. The answer is: fewer caftans, more pseudo-shin hair, and a
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View the gallery Madonna and I share a birthday. And obviously every other sensibility as well. [Photos: WENN]
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View the gallery Wango Tango is a concert that KIIS-FM (the local pop-music station here in Los Angeles) organizes every May, and which generally features a LOT of artists who are intensely popular but ultimately kind of flashes in the pan, mixed in with people like Britney. If
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For a while, when they were coming up, I would confuse Bridge to Terabithia's AnnaSophia Robb and Taylor Momsen. They look very, very similar to me. And so my theory on Josh Schwartz's new Carrie Diaries pilot, in which Robb takes on the Carrie Bradshaw role,
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Is it just me, or does Carrie Underwood not seem all that jazzed about this? Sure, she's smiling, but it's the stretched, tight grin of a woman who's been told by a kinky saboteur not to complain or else her shoe closet will be
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Wait a minute. Does JK Rowling know there is a Weasley she didn't account for? [Photo: WENN]
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Oh Selena. I hope your next album is called Violet Beauregard's Girdle, or else I just can't. [Photo: Getty]
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So, I've developed this strange tic where whenever I see Florence Welch, my brain calls her Florence Henderson. I wish it were true, because I would love to see this episode of The Brady Bunch. [Photo: WENN]
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