Fug the Concert: Miley Cyrus
View the gallery Apparently, Miley Cyrus is performing in Australia right now. We're sorry, Australia. We didn't mean to do this to you.
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Billboard Music Awards Fug: Rihanna
Oh, Rihanna. You are such a chameleon. For instance, you attempted a Disembodied Hand Orgy... ... and a simulation of being in the stirrups, possibly because all those disembodied hands were poking out of a Gynecology Graveyard... ... and some kind of coat-blouse with high-waisted pants, as if you run
Read moreBillboard Music Awards Fug: Beyonce
View the gallery So, yes: Beyonce did, in fact, perform wearing a visible nude thing, nude fishnets, some sort of brassiere, and Cleopatra's lingerie from when she and Marc Antony used to play war games in the boudoir (you know, Plunder the Pharaoh, and Pillage My Pelvic Village
View GalleryCarrie Fugderwood
At first, I thought Carrie -- performing at the country music version of Coachella -- was just wearing a very summery dress. How wrong I was. My whole history with this site involves a lot of "at first" statements that devolve into something aorta-ripping, and of course, this is
Read moreACM Fug or Fab Carpet/Performance Hmmmm: Carrie Underwood
View the gallery Of the approximately thirty country music awards shows, the ones that don't let Carrie Underwood host are the most boring, because I enjoy her ten costume changes. Even Carrie seems like she had a little trouble drumming up enthusiasm, because seriously, WHAT is happening with
View GalleryPink Frifug
This hair would be spectacular camouflage if it were a snowy day, and she were standing at the very END of the hedge. As it is, she kind of looks like Lady Gangrene, an anti-fungal heroine who favors leather leotards and occasionally wears a metal splint on her right
Read moreThe BRIT Awards Fug: Rihanna
View the gallery Between yesterday's Rihanna slideshow and this one, it may seem like GFY is suddenly the Rihanna Channel. Not our intention. The girl just keeps going outside. She is relentless. Or just restless. Either way, she is replete with the joys of sartorial wackitude. This dress
View GalleryGrammys Well Played/Performance WTF: Rihanna
Well, I loved the hell out of this. With the backdrop of the fire, and singing her duet with Eminem that I freaking love, this dramatic Dior was a serious win for me. I want to wear it, like, right now, even as I am watching the Today Show and
Read moreGrammy Weekend Fug and Fab Carpet: Katy Perry
View the gallery White, wings, a crunkly look... yes, Katy Perry is dressed as an Always maxi pad.
View GalleryGrammy Awards Performance Fug: Gwyneth Paltrow
GOOP: Cee-Lo? CEE-LO: Yes, Gwyneth? GOOP: Can we talk? CEE-LO: Yes. GOOP: I'm afraid people are going to... you know... CEE-LO: Forget you? GOOP: Yes. CEE-LO: That seems unlikely. GOOP: Why, Cee-Lo? CEE-LO: Because you are an Oscar-winner, a multiple
Read moreFug$ha
"PEOPLE OF EARTH: "When I take over your planet, I and my vice-overlord Taylor Momsen will require that 90 percent of your thighs show at all times, and we will insist that panties be made out of tin foil and that you take scissors to at least
Read moreTeenage Fugeam
Now that Katy Perry is married and the child-bearing rumors will start in earnest, I wonder if all the pelvic gumballs are supposed to be a cheeky nod to whether she's ovulating. Then again, if she takes another big leaping step, the symbolism will be a moot
Read moreFugly In The U.S.A.
I'm sure this means something really important, and, like, deep, and stuff. But I keep thinking she simply drew "Cougar Town" in a game of panty charades.
Read moreBefore Fug Cheats
I remember when Alicia Keys was doing things like this in 2004. And then I remembered that Carrie Underwood herself has been doing it for years as well. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]Apparently she is stuck in a rut the size of the Civil War battlefield on which that coat'
Read moreVMAs Kanyeing: Kanye
"YO AMERICA." "CHECK OUT THIS &^$*ING RED SUIT. I AM A VISION OF PRECISION SO HOLD YOUR DERISION WHILE I MAKE AN INCISION IN YOURÂ %&*^$&ING TELEVISION LIKE PERFORMING A CIRCUMCISION WITH NUCLEAR FISSION SOMETHING-SOMETHING GEICO LONG DIVISION. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST:
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