I don't know who the crossed-arms dude standing behind Vera "ORPHAN" Farmiga is, but I do think he's cute. So is her dress: In fact, I think she looks smashing, and I love that her main accessory is a perfect red lip. The
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View the gallery Yet again, the default hue for everyone who wanted color was red. In fact, there was an interesting article in the New York Times before the Oscars about Jennifer Lawrence's stylist, in which she asked the folks at handbag guru Judith Leiber whether they'
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I really admire Sandra Bullock. I mean, I don't know her, so it's entirely possible that she's a nutbag in person -- although I sincerely doubt it -- but I have to give props to her for showing up at the Oscars, KNOWING everyone would be
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View the gallery JUSTIN BIEBER: Come, my darling. Let's show the world that you're my baby, baby, baby, OOOOH. SELENA GOMEZ: Sure, kid -- I mean, Justin, my dearest love. THE BIEB: I can't wait to debut our passion to the world. I wore my
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View the gallery You might wonder why Zoe Saldana's head appears to be the decorative kicker on top of a gift bag, or why she's sporting a scarlet ruff -- as if she's a man-impersonating Elizabethan strumpet who really wants to ride in the
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I swear to God, I NEVER thought I'd ever say this, but between this, and what she wore to the Globes.... ...I'm beginning to think Halle Berry's feeling a little desperate. To which I say: HONEY. Listen. I know you're going through
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View the gallery I'm concerned about Jordin Sparks. Such a cute girl -- and yet her wardrobe for this Grammy weekend veered wildly from ADORABLE to OMGWTF. She probably still has whiplash. Please join me as we take a closer look.
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View the gallery In case you were wondering: Kidman is tall.
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Sweet Bai Ling. I missed you, while I was all wrapped up in Awards Season. Thank God you're still bravely leaving the house: I kind of like this coat -- and after all, what goes with a floral coat like pants with eyes that follow you around the room,
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There's wearing a skirt with a slit in it: And then there's letting the slit wear you. [Photo: WENN.com]
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I feel like I can read the mind of the wistful-looking dude behind Katy Perry: He's all, "gosh, Katy Perry looks really pretty tonight. Pretty and astoundingly NORMAL. Sigh. Remember when she used to show up places dressed as, like, a sequined pickle with a banana
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Let me say, right off the bat, that I'm pretty sure I don't, or ought not, like this dress. And yet, at the same time, I suspect Rihanna looks totally awesome. The hair is hot, her eyes totally pop, and her bod looks -- as the kids
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Did you know that rumor has it, Mischa Barton is developing a reality show for Oxygen? And that apparently she made the executive decision to film it wearing THIS? I pray to God the show is called Why Would You Do That To Yourself? and it features an intervention in
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I feel like I SHOULD dislike this: It's all shiny and ruffly and 80s, like something out of a Judith Krantz novel: But there remains the fact that I LOVE Judith Krantz novels. I mean, seriously, have you re-read the Scruples series lately? It has EVERYTHING: Parisian
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Jessica and I have discussed at length whether or not we approve of Rachel Griffiths' new bangs on this season of Brothers and Sisters. But I'm pretty sure we would both take them for dinner and a movie if it meant never having to deal with this
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