"What, THIS old thing?" "What's the big deal? I mean, I guess it's kind of a nice color, and it's flattering, and the waist detail is nice, but like.... I mean, there's nothing HANGING from it. How can you
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This is a handy excuse for me to mention that I feel like Gossip Girl is really GOOD this season. It helps that Katie Cassidy has joined the cast, because Katie Cassidy is awesome. Also potentially awesome: Honestly, Fug Nation, I'm still worn out from all the screeching
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Initially, I was going to fug this and fug it HARD. But that was mostly because of the hemline, and how I think it takes a very tall model and hacks her long legs into stumps of their true glory. The neckline has grown on me -- it's kind
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We got several emails from people about this look, and almost all of them said, "I'm not sure if I OUGHT to like this, but I DO." I think it helps that I have grown to really like her -- probably because she handled the whole Heath
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HILARY SWANK: Hey, everybody! SAM ROCKWELL: I'm the meat in a HOT LADY SANDWICH. JULIETTE LEWIS: Ew. Also, I'm almost unrecognizable when I'm not gallivanting around with curtains belching from my navel, right? HILARY: But you look great! SAM: I am HERE! LADIES! Pay
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[Photo: WENN.com] FRANCOIS-HENRY PINAULT: Well. Now we know, right? SALMA HAYEK: Now we know what? FRANCOIS-HENRY: Two things, I guess. SALMA: WHICH TWO THINGS, F-H? Why do we always have to play these esoteric, vague games? Is it because you're French? F-H: Oui.
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At least the pale yellow hair isn't as bothersome in this picture: And truly, she's a very pretty lady. Love the ruby color. But -- and maybe this is just me -- if I'd been in a movie called 27 Dresses, all about how I was
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Uma, Uma, Uma: There's keeping a youthful look, and then there's deciding to adopt the Lady Bieber. Sweet darling, you're too pretty to cover all that up. Okay, okay -- perhaps that was merely the unfortunate side effect of the brisk breeze created when hundreds
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I've been told three things about The Town. (1) My friend Mark, who knows these things, told me it's excellent. (2) My friend Grant, who knows these things, told me that Ben Affleck's abs look AMAZING therein. (3) Fug Nation, who knows these things,
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"Why hello, friends! I didn't expect to see you standing there! I was just reading the step-and-repeat, minding my own business, and there you are! Wait, what's that? Could you repeat that, treasured friend? You want to see the front of my dress?
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JON HAMM: Are you sure?! BLAKE LIVELY: Yes, I'm SURE, Don. I look sincerely adorable in this dress! Also, I'm so TAN now. JON: I guess that's true. Also, I'm not really Don Draper. BLAKE: Whatever. You are also handsome. JON: Well,
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"YO AMERICA." "CHECK OUT THIS &^$*ING RED SUIT. I AM A VISION OF PRECISION SO HOLD YOUR DERISION WHILE I MAKE AN INCISION IN YOUR %&*^$&ING TELEVISION LIKE PERFORMING A CIRCUMCISION WITH NUCLEAR FISSION SOMETHING-SOMETHING GEICO LONG DIVISION. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST:
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I often wonder why Leigh Lezark gets invited EVERYWHERE. And then I realized, it's because it's 2-1 odds that she'll show up wearing something like this, and everybody else at the party can use her as a conversational icebreaker. Hey, everyone has a
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I already made a magician's assistant joke today with regard to Taylor Momsen. Now I wish I'd saved it: [Photo: WENN.com]As unusual and pretty as some aspects of this gown are, I can't help expecting Natalie to go up on-stage in
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I tried, Pam. I tried. The color is nice on you! It is! But it looks like you gathered together a bunch of kids' glockenspiels and nailed the pieces to your torso. If I walked up you with a mallet, I could totally "Twinkle, Twinkle" all up
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