I'm not going to lie: I primarily threw these two in together because the idea of them in some kind of fight TO THE PAIN gives me the giggles. But they did both wear black with tulle, so it's not TOTALLY random. Let' start with
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This one makes me so sad. Amber Riley is SO much cuter than this, and she looked great at the Golden Globes - in fact, she looks great USUALLY. Remember this? So can we all just look away from her giant boob bow -- better, I suppose, on her boobs than her
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View the gallery In the grand tradition of Starlets Busting Out Bold Patterns at the SAG Awards -- which may only have started last year, with Mila and Hailee, but whatever -- Ms. Shailene "I Hate You, Albert Nobbs" Woodley turned up on the red carpet in big, bold flowers.
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You know how sometimes you'll be dating someone and you REALLY like them and you just keep thinking, "dear God, please don't let him be [DEALBREAKER]," because you know you'll have to break it off if they're [a Scientologist/a
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For a ssecond I thought I liked the bob on Rose Byrne; then I decided it might be too heavy for her face. But then, my best friend when I was five had essentially this haircut -- or else, she did in my fuzzy memories of that age -- so I think
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View the gallery The color on this might be my favorite thing that happened all night.
View GalleryOr, more accurately, "ten people we just wanted to talk about who were noteworthy in either direction." Like: Rose Byrne is gorgeous, but a white, beaded jumpsuit does no favors for anyone. Well, with the possible exception of Elvis." Pop over to The Cut and read MORE.
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View the gallery How do we feel about this, Fug Nation? I'll tell you my thoughts, because I'm pushy like that: Great hair, but totally forgettable gown, except for the slit that goes up so high it's practically barging in on the peace summit
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Yo, Chastain! At the Oscars? TRY HARDER. PS: That color can stay. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Surely this looked better in person, right? Because for my money, she is one second away from spinning in a field while a purring voice-over describes true feminine freshness, then warns us not to douche and drive. [Photos: Getty]
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I'm serious. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? WHO WEARS A CHOKER WITH A HALTER TOP? WHO DOES THAT? WHO? This looks like a medically-required accessory, as if -- like one of y'all said to us on Twitter -- this choker, this GIANT HIDEOUS CHOKER, is literally holding
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View the gallery This probably would have been a Well Played, had she just chopped off her legs at the ankles and trotted around like a double peg-legged pirate. What, you think I'm exaggerating? Maybe. But the shoes she chose were the footwear equivalent of bloody stumps,
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SAG Awards time! Yes, indeed, it's time for the one awards show that says, "Screw you, writers and editors. Actors don't get ENOUGH CREDIT in this town!" Let's see what everyone decided to wear. If you want to play along, we'
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To me, this is a prettier version of what Xtina wore to the Golden Globes. Xtina's showed too much of the backing, which kicked it from gown to Brothel Lampshade; this one, the beading looks more elegant because you're not being asked to focus on a
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