Raise your hands if you wish this dress ended the way it began. It's okay if you just used that raised hand to bang on your head a little. I did. Her legs look like the teleportation machine hit a buffering snag and she's still waiting
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Sometimes I wonder if red-carpet dressing is ripped from a video game: You have a life meter, and sometimes, if you forget to recharge it, you run dangerously low for awhile. This might explain why, after that triumphant Oscars Armani that y'all named the best of the
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This appears to be a version of this dress, shown on the runway with a weird fringed-sleeve element that Sarah may have been wise to remove. Then again, maybe not, because now I have nowhere to look but at the bodice, and it comes off more like something a
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It must be sort of distracting, knowing you're at an event where the entire wall behind you shrieks NASTY BABY over and over again. Her head is perfectly fine, but then we get to the bodice, which looks like a napkin someone poorly folded and then threw on
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The northern region of Naomi Watts is doing tremendously. But I think the rest of her misinterpreted "movie stars are doing more TV right now" as "movie stars are doing As Seen On TV right now." Then again, if it rains in Toronto like it has
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I saw this photo of Gwen leaving Church, shouldering what I assume is one of her kids' Sunday School backpacks, and thought, "Okay, I could be on board, especially because she somehow matched her lens tint to her kid's school supplies." But this is Gwen
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To me, this is a real scrolldown fug, and you have to REALLY scroll WAY down for it to go truly wrong, as far as I am concerned (you may disagree, of course, and PLEASE DO): I feel like the shoes are a weird choice -- I might just be over
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And we're walking, we're walking, we're walking... ... and we're stopping. So hard. Those pants bring me to such a screeching halt that I can smell the burnt rubber. [Photo: Getty]
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If anyone out there doubts that spring is coming, just look at this picture. You can practically feel the warmer, flower-scented air on your face. And then. I'm not sure what the stain is on the front, but that's actually not the reason for the
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I am not kidding when I tell you that I screamed when this entire photo loaded: Everything was going SO WELL. And then....well, you're looking at it. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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This underwhelming pink sheath, like a weakly made cocktail, is something I will finish consuming only because it's there in front of me. And indeed, between the dingy taupe shoes and the fishtail hem cut to look like actual fins, it's a bitter finish indeed. [Photo:
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I am always amused when celebs have to pose for red carpet pics in front of giant photos of their own heads, especially when their giant face looks SO CONCERNED, as Poster Shai looks here (albeit with amazing lipstick): I think Poster Shai is thinking what I am thinking, which
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This is delightfully simple -- the sort of thing where you could probably wear it the same way backwards and forwards without losing any oomph (surely, there's a term for that; let's make one up!) -- and I like it on her very much: Except for those shoes.
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I understand the impulse to be grown-up, although maybe not at this particular event. But I don't understand the urge to be geriatric before you're even out of your teens. That top wants to be a mini-dress. Those pants want to march right into
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View the gallery There are some high highs, and some LOW DOWN CAPSY LOWS. [Photos: AKM/GSI, Splash]
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