View the gallery This is, as ever, totally ridiculous, wholly over the top, kind of fun, and somewhat NSFW depending on how your boss feels about bras. As a kind moderator-ly note before we get into all the WINGS WINGS ON THE SIDE OF FACE stuff, I'm
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View the gallery We should make up a Model Wardrobe Bingo card for these sorts of things. "Sheer with hotpants" is obviously the center square. [Photos: AKM/GSI, Splash, Vantage.co.uk]
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View the gallery words* *SEE? Not an Urban Fug Legend. "Don't forget to go back and write the intro to that post, Jessica," I told myself. BUT I DID FORGET. And now, Fug Nation, I am leaving for you here the rare but real "I
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I'll admit, when she stands still, this dress is underwhelming. It's a cute pattern -- I enjoy that it almost looks three-dimensional -- but the cut is a little maternity, almost, and the heavy stockings and shoes weigh it down. But then she walks: And like the
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Between this and the annual Cannes event, what IS it about amfAR that makes people think, "Yes! FINALLY, a place where I can really air out my crevices"? Of course, from the front, it's mostly a Codpiece Gone Wild. I feel like I'm looking
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In case you ever found yourself wondering when Kate Moss was going to go Full Crackpot: The answer is, "last night." [Photo: Splash]
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I can't believe Tyra is returning to daytime TV, in a show that sounds like it's The Talk mixed with The Doctors. She should call it The Knockoff. (In all seriousness, though, Tyra is mad entertaining at full boar, and I will totally watch it to
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View the gallery It would appear that when we laughed at Julia Restoin Roitfeld's outfit, we missed a whole passel of other morsels. And it's snack time. [Photos: Splash, AKM-GSI]
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Here's the thing: I am SURE it sucks when photographers hang out near your house. So, sure, fine, tempers flare. But YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE. (And not even a pizza onesie we haven't seen before.) I have a REALLY REALLY hard time believing you
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Of all the things this movie may posit are expendable... ... that piece of fabric should not be not one of them. [Photo: Splash]
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View the gallery It's OFFICIALLY the Summer Doldrums for those of us in the Celeb-Watching Business. For example, just last week one of our photo services had paparazzi snaps of Kim Jong Un. Yeah, I...don't even know. Thank God models are still walking out
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View the gallery I'm sorry, Fug Nation. Kendall Jenner walked in freaking Chanel couture the other day. She has officially been sorted into the "model" file folder. (I have to give her credit for going out and getting herself a job, though; this has been more
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View the gallery If even the masterclass of modeling that is Coco Rocha is barely making something work, it may be time to regroup. [Photos: Splash]
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Wow, it's like the opposite of SJP's dress. HER elbows have WINDOWS. I'm sorry to see that she apparently broke both her forearms, though. Do you think she'd let me sign her casts? I think on one of them I would write,
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Granny panties, a see-through skirt, and a poorly draped top that puts the "ow" in luau? Looks like someone has a raging case of the Kimyes. Beyonce was right to skip the wedding, they clearly don't have a vaccine for this yet. This is so
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