View the gallery I accidentally called her "Brook Lively" for a second, which -- when she had longer hair, at least -- is actually not totally crazy. Unlike the shirt. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I didn't realize how much I missed Tyra Banks until this moment. [Photos: Getty]
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And we're walking, we're walking, we're walking... ... and we're stopping. So hard. Those pants bring me to such a screeching halt that I can smell the burnt rubber. [Photo: Getty]
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This entire thing is forgettable. You will not remember that it happened even five minutes from now. I just had to note how amusing it is that the launch of her intimates line is the ONE event at which she could go Total Klum and be justified, and instead, she&
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View the gallery Well, some of this IS savage, it's true. [Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
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Well, her shoes are great? And she doesn't need a bracelet? And her face is good. She still has all her limbs. She appears to be able to walk under her own power. She's ALIVE. She's in PARIS. There ARE things to celebrate here.
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We've seen something leggy on Klum before. That's nothing new. And we've even seen her before in stuff that looks like it cost $17.95. But I have never once thought to myself, "Wow, there's some uninhabited chest space on that
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View the gallery I WROTE WORDS AGAIN. The Oscars have broken me. FAREWELL FUG NATION. See you on the lanai, and we can talk about this post full of models.
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Well, there's always one. But what's truly remarkable about this is, there appears to be a pair of panties underneath the visible granny-shapewear. She double-bagged her bingo parlor. Repeat: In a dress where ALMOST ALL OF THE REST OF HER IS FREELY VISIBLE, she
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This seems somewhat innocuous from the front: She's been hanging out with the Kardashijenners lately -- courtside with Kendall and Khloe at a Lakers game, etc. -- so the emphasis on the cleavage is hardly a surprise. This whole thing feels like she found it in a crater (or krater?
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We do have a fondness for a wacky pant here, especially Jessica. But there's a lot of acreage in the world to be a GOOD wacky pant, and not Monistat-bait with pajama-grade legs. [Photo: Splash]
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Well, thank God. It's been a while since Jessica White popped up at something looking like your $1.99-per-minute Psychic Friend, and I was beginning to worry she had forgotten to foretell her own demise. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery I keep accidentally publishing posts with "words" as actual placeholders this week, but don't worry. This time when I say WORDS, I mean it in the pure GFY slang sense: I am totally out of them and this is crazy. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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I NEED HELP: Are these, or are these not, The Worst Pants You've Ever Seen? [Photo: AKM/GSI]
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View the gallery Is it a law that you can't show up to this thing dressed very normally? Taylor Swift probably almost got herself arrested for being so comparatively sane. [Photos: Splash, Getty]
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