I weirdly kind of like this, but I keep staring at the top and thinking that it just looks like a Hanes t-shirt with grand aspirations: In fact, I feel like this whole look aimed for Timeless Simplicity and landed in Kinda Half-Assed. The good news is, I
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Remember when Jared Leto got up to accept his award, and talked about waxing his body for Dallas Buyers Club, and his relief at not doing a Brazilian, and how women in the audience probably knew what he meant? I can think of one person who probably did: I keep
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I love you, Naomi: Gorgeous color, gorgeous cape, and of course she figures out a way to make sure it's blowing out behind her. Personally, I like to think there is a person huddled behind it, whose job title is Cape Hobbit. That person will one day write
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View the gallery It's time for us all to go on model overload. And, fair warning: some of these women look like the trauma of strutting around in a giant dreamcatcher broke the part of their brain where good sartorial decisions are made. In other words: SOME OF
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View the gallery All I know is, whenever I go into my local Victoria's Secret, they're always fresh out of giant feathered headpieces. It's incredibly irritating. (PS: Here, as in the Taylor Swift piece below, be scantily clad ladies. Bear that, and the possibility
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View the gallery First and foremost: The marriage of Taylor Swift and Victoria's Secret feels so natural, now that I think about it. Sure, they sell underwear and she's Taylor Swift, who never, THANK YOU JESUS, has been known for flashing us hers. But Taylor Swift&
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View the gallery Good lord, what had that bird EATEN? [Photos: Getty]
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Well, at least she's happy about this. I'm not sure wearing something that Paris Hilton STOPPED wearing years ago, because it was too obvious, is much cause for celebration. But maybe if I had her body I would just party all the time no matter what.
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View the gallery Oh, Melbourne, you have BROUGHT THE HATS. [Photos: Getty and Splash]
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Well. This is basically the polar opposite of the satin caftan she recently wore that was not in our subscription AND IT KILLED ME not to be able to share it. So there it is. And now: If this ornate navel frame is NOT Marchesa, then Georgina Chapman just woke
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Sometimes, when I am working here, elbow-deep in the insane cray-craziness of celebrities and the ensembles they choose to put on their (generally exceptional) bods, I start to hear voices. Today, it's Cary Elwes in his greatest role ever -- you may know him as Farm Boy
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View the gallery I am sure "The Global Fund" is a worthy cause -- Colin Firth is at this event, and I firmly believe that everything Colin Firth does is wonderful and just -- but it keeps reminding me of this: [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery So many models, so many actresses, so many outfits. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I have NO IDEA who decided it would be a good idea for Katy Perry to wear something to the VMAs that Coco Rocha already wore to the Met Ball, but WHY would you set yourself up to be in a Who Wore It Better with COCO
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Let's start from the bottom. Although I won't flip the photo because it will make me dizzy. The shoes are interesting, with the yellow heel, and the pants are appropriately preppy for them. So all that's left is the shirt, really. And from this
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