Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Miranda Kerr and Malin Akerman

Remember when Jared Leto got up to accept his award, and talked about waxing his body for Dallas Buyers Club, and his relief at not doing a Brazilian, and how women in the audience probably knew what he meant? I can think of one person who probably did:

I keep wanting to call this Divorce Thigh, but it's also Divorce Groin. As that whole sport goes, I think Divorce Bangs are the one I prefer. (Side note: Do we think Pucci paid Donatella Versace a royalty for this design? I wonder if there was a rise in people Googling "Elizabeth Hurley safety pin.")

Divorce Nudity, by the way, was going around:

This may be the most unflattering dress she's ever worn. It's like the designer was really inspired by some late-night medical documentary about cracking open people's chests.

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