I mean... it's fine? But I'm starting to feel like it's just not a major red carpet unless we're keeping up with the skills of Heidi Klum's waxer. Maybe her inner upper thigh is the bizarro version of the proverbial
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View the gallery Fug Friend Carrie called The Face what would happen if ANTM had a baby with The Voice, and I think that's pretty apt, from what I can tell: teams of models, mentored by actual real models, compete to be....models. And noted fashion photographer Nigel
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View the gallery I find it hilarious that, after this collaboration spent all that money putting serialized ads in the middle of that one terrible Revenge episode, none of the cast members were at the party. Surely Christa B. Allen was available; it's not like Charlotte has anything
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View the gallery In which Stella McCartney wears something so terrible you...well, you might not be that surprised anymore. But trust me: it's BAD. Other people look surprisingly decent. At least one person was kinda naked. So, you know: THE USUAL. [Photos: WENN]
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View the gallery Some of these are more successful than others. I love the Vogue Wall of Bushes behind everyone though. First of all, it's an elegant backdrop for arrival pictures and you know that's one of the reasons Vogue always uses it. Second, I like
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View the gallery This was kind of like the Circus of Laughing Gas version of when Carrie Underwood hosts things. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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This is a classic example of the dress wearing the lady, rather than the reverse -- a particularly sad case when the woman is a former model, and thus, being noticeable while wearing things was her entire job. There might be a germ of something pretty here, but I really don&
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Martha, Martha, MARTHA. If, and only if, this ballet you're seeing is about the time Dorothy Zbornak took a South Beach spin class taught by Charo, then I accept you wearing gold lame dance pants. AND if this ballet you're seeing is about the time Dorothy
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I don't understand why people are still wearing versions of this dress out of the house: It was a hot mess on Brooklyn Decker, it was a hot orange mess on Fergie, and it WILL be a hot mess on YOU. Whoever YOU may be.
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This is model Le Call, who I have decided I love because she has: a) gotten in a lawsuit over a $1000 umbrella some dude loaned her (rightly, she pointed out that is is insane to even have a $1000 umbrella) and b) she accepts random gifts of bikes from
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This takes me back, way back, to when I would sneak all my mother's copies of Good Housekeeping to read the "My Problem And How I Solved It" column, which was almost always about someone discovering and/or committing infidelity in a totally juicy manner. All
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Okay. So it's part and parcel of my job to look at a photo and say, "WHAT is she WEARING?" But in this instance, I actually can't figure out what Lily Cole here actually IS wearing. Like. LITERALLY, WHAT is she WEARING? [Photo: Splash]
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I want to be Coco Rocha when I grow up. Unfortunately, I am already #@!$! years older than she is. So that ship has not only sailed, but capsized. My only hope is if James Cameron stumbles on the remains while nosing around for more Titanic wreckage and agrees to rebuild
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There was no full photo that showed what the top half of this pose looked like, so I just have to share the madness with you thusly. Unless this Top Model UK event was promoting a photo shoot challenge in which the models are asked to hold something between their
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LINDA: You must adore me, Karl. KARL: Yes, I must. You handcuff the souls of the innocent to your bedpost and then swallow the key. LINDA: I meant more that clearly you adore me, because I am here. And I am expensive. KARL: Price tags are for sale items, pet.
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