View the gallery Karolina Kurkova is a kracky delight. If people invite her to everything from now until awards season, she might have a Fug Madness campaign on her hands. [Photos: Getty]
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If you were wondering to whom I referred in the Reese Witherspoon post, when I referenced panty-flashing, then allow Anja Rubik to answer that: Girl, please. You have spent a lot of time and energy this year trying to be as nakedly clothed as possible, putting -- as I am
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View the gallery Oh, yeah, Anja, the blazer totally helps. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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Did you know that Carol Alt here was in a SyFy movie called Snakehead Terror? Aren't you glad you know that now? Aren't you also glad to know that is one of TWO movies about snakehead fish that have aired on SyFy? And I quote Wikipedia:
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GLORY BE, she has been introduced to actual fabric: For any GFY newcomers, Wasson here mostly flew under the radar until she revealed herself as the opposite of a Never Nude -- so, you know, a Nearly Nude -- at the Golden Globes. It was terrifying. In that sense, then, the fact
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View the gallery This almost went SO VERY WRONG. [Photos: WENN]
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Nicole Trunfio here won, per Wikipedia, something called "the Australian version of the television series Search for a Supermodel" and was the second-season host of Make Me A Supermodel, which I didn't even know HAD a second season. So I guess that she's
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Loath though I am to strip anything of a shiny gold accoutrement, I did wonder at first what this would look like without the sleeves. Then I decided the sleeves make me happy, like a marriage of gymmastics and Xanadu, which doesn't happen enough in life. And I
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Christine Teigen here has been a Sports Illustrated model, and has been dating John Legend forever (I guess he's still a thing). And if you look at her outfit from this angle, it just looks like a basic mullet dress being tossed around in front of a wind
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View the gallery This one has an honorable mention of fuggery for Irina Shayk, whose patchy see-through blue dress is like an Avatar special effect gone bad, but the main prize goes to Countess Von Sleevenstein. That is the Titanic of caftans. It is the Caftanic: massive, doomed to
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Oh, Heidi: I don't care how bad it is. Wearing a Snuggie outside the house is NEVER THE ANSWER. [Photo: Splash]
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Because this is Christy Turlington we're talking about here, I feel compelled to point out -- before any misunderstandings accidentally light the Internet on fire or something -- that nothing I'm saying about her clothes in ANY WAY detracts from the fact that she's Christy f&
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Man, Jessica White is doing her best to shove into Fug Madness as this year's "I don't know who you are, or why I'm supposed to know you, really, and yet here you are all over town looking like The Psychic Friends Network&
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View the gallery In which I groan about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover and wonder why a small ATV ran over Petra Nemcova's face. [Photos: Getty]
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Maybe Jessica White is a genius. Maybe Jessica White wore Crappic Thunder the other night specifically to set the bar so low that it became subterranean. It half-worked -- it's true that I looked at this and heaved a sigh of relief that it did not cinch at
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