View the gallery I've told this story on GFY before, but: Every time I see Kim at Tao in Las Vegas, I think back to the time in 2007 -- a shocking seven years ago now -- when my dad and I were staying in the Venetian, and we wandered
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View the gallery This was originally slated to run in the 8 a.m. spot, but... I just could not let this heinous menagerie sit that close to Mr. De La Renta's work (editor's note: this is because this was ALSO originally supposed to run on
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View the gallery Well, this is GREAT NEWS for me. I have totally had an infestation of closet moths and now I know that I ought to just let them eat! THANKS KIM. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Welcome to The Saucy Lady of the Night Circus. It's just like The Night Circus itself, except the gymnastics are a lot naughtier. [Photos: AKM/GSI, Getty]
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I can't even go into GFY Kanye mode for this one. If you ever wanted to believe the rumors about Riccardo Tisci and Kanye West, and/or any jealousies he might be feeling about this little family unit, then today is your lucky day. Because one could easily
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"BE MY GUEST, AT OUR BEHESTS, TO BEHOLD THE CLEAVAGE OF HUMANKIND'S VERY BEST: ME AND MRS. WEST AND OUR MATCHING CHESTS AND THE ARTISTIC BRILLIANCE OF MY TORSO NEST. IT'S THE YEAR OF THE SKINFEST, STARRING KANYE BREAST." [PHOTO: FAME/FLYNET]
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View the gallery "MAN, I LOOK CHILL, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN THE WAYS THAT MY LIFE IS A DAMN CRAZY TRAIN. PHOTOGRAPHERS AND PEOPLE JUST CAN'T REFRAIN FROM OBSESSING OVER ME AND MY MAIN, MY ART IS SO DOPE THAT INSPIRATION NEVER WANES AND SOMETIMES I THINK
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View the gallery It would appear that when we laughed at Julia Restoin Roitfeld's outfit, we missed a whole passel of other morsels. And it's snack time. [Photos: Splash, AKM-GSI]
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View the gallery "THANK YOU, GQ, WISE BESTOWERS OF STATUES, FOR SEEING WHAT'S TRUE WHICH IS THAT MY BOO IS THE DOPEST VIEW, THE TOTAL CHEESE FONDUE, THE KOALA'S BAMBOO, THE STRONGEST HOME BREW, HOTTER THEN EVERY BRITISH HUGH, NOT JUST DINNER BUT THE WHOLE
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Kylie Jenner always looks so Over It to me. In this instance, I believe she's looking straight into my soul and saying, "I know right? It's Batboobs over there or Supernavel. Can I file for emancipation yet?" [Photo: Splash]
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View the gallery Sometimes it looks like Kim really struggles to remember what all her face muscles can do. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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Oh, did we not mention that Kim Kardashian wore the WORLD'S WORST JUMPSUIT last week? We were just waiting until you'd had that Saturday morning Bloody Mary first. Because you're going to need it. [Photo: Getty]
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Can I confess something to you? I think she looks fantastic from the neck up: From the neck down, I assume she's gunning hard for a Spanx endorsement, given that she is now leaving the house clad only in the shapewear and shapewear-adjacent. Did Kanye have a
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She just WILL NOT help herself. Stick that with a black shirt that DOESN'T fetishize her nipples and some black shoes, and I'd probably be saying, "Damn, that almost looks professional." But instead, she's essentially wearing Braille. You know, Kimye, when you
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I don't know how Kim has not figured out that tight skirts with horizontal patterns across her hips do NOT do for her what she thinks they do. But I mean, apart from looking like something you could buy on The Sims for your bangin' bachelor pad,
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