I've decided Kim Kardashian and Kanye are going to take the cultish furor around their coupling and turn it into an actual cult. It will involve members building her a pedestal out of their own donated money, while she stands atop it, robes flowing, shouting, "Kanye has,
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Regardless of your feelings about showing up at anything for Chris Brown -- even a charity event -- I think we can all agree this is tone-deaf: IT'S A KICKBALL GAME, child. AND NOT THE DOMINATRIX KIND. [Photo: Splash]
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View the gallery I'm sorry, Fug Nation. Kendall Jenner walked in freaking Chanel couture the other day. She has officially been sorted into the "model" file folder. (I have to give her credit for going out and getting herself a job, though; this has been more
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Kim: Hi, Mr. Valentine.Valentino: No, no, no. NO.KK: Oh, sorry, Mr. Gandhi. I'm bad with names.V: Uh...okay, yeah, whatever. I don't have time to explain this to you. Who invited you, anyway?KK: Everyone. I'm royal. I have cheekbones now
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View the gallery "No events are happening this week," I muttered to myself. "It's just everyone wandering around town in jeans HEY WAIT A SECOND." Let's eyeball the denim, then, shall we? I cannot resist a good pair of jeans. I think
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View the gallery I don't hate this first one, but maybe that's because I've seen the last one already and I know how this story ends. [Photos: AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]
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HEY BONNAROO, GUESS FRIGGIN' WHO? "IT'S ME AND MY BOO AND SHE'S FLASHING AT YOU IN A SHIRT THAT'S SEE-THROUGH 'CAUSE HER SEX APPEAL IS TRUE AND IF THAT'S UNTRUE TO VOUS THEN JUST CHOKE ON YOUR HATE-
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View the gallery Kris Jenner's reign of terror MUST END. Also: there's a denim pantsuit afoot. At least we have Kiernan Shipka to cleanse your palate. She's in here. I promise. Just STAY STRONG past the Kardashians. [Photos: PacCoastNews, Getty]
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This is tremendous. I can't wait until Kim and Kanye decide they're going to buy a ranch and live off the land, and she's churning butter and mopping and living the prairie life, all while trying to hide her thousand-dollar heels because she&
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We need to talk about Khloe's pants: Namely, at what point do they stop technically being considered pants at all? [Photo: AKM/GSI]
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View the gallery The wedding is supposedly on Saturday; Kim has been doing a lot of meandering and shopping and cleavage-ing in the run-up to it. As you'd expect. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery And when I say "everyone," I do not mean Beyonce, nor Rihanna, nor Miley, nor most of the other people you might expect or hope for, because these suckers felt pretty wildly underattended. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Upfronts and Cannes happening at the same time makes for tired fingers. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I hope Tom Brady's pet name for her is Bund Cake. Also, I sincerely did just have to stop caring whether anyone kept to the theme, because hardly anyone did. Including most of these women. [Photos: Getty]
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