Fugging Up with the Kardashians
Wow. The workman's jumpsuits at Just Tires have gotten REALLY directional all of a sudden. [Photo: Flynet]
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Fug Madness, Round Two, Part Two: Bjork Bracket
(1) LADY GAGA v. (9) AMBER ROSE Just another morning for Lady Gaga, going out dressed like a condom on Good Morning America: Yes, she literally said that outfit was based on condoms, to promote safe sex. Which, okay, safe sex IS important. But, like, so is preventing heart disease
Read moreFug Madness 2011, Round One: Bjork Bracket, part II
(1) LADY GAGA v. (16) MADONNA Let's not pretend THIS didn't happen: Honestly, I think I could have handled the meat dress (not really, I'm totally lying) if she hadn't also trussed up her feet like two rump roasts and slapped a
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KIM KARDASHIAN: So...we're still doing this? AVRIL LAVIGNE: ROCKING OUT? HELL YEAH! KIM: No. THIS. AVRIL: BEING AWESOME? YOU KNOW IT. KIM: NO. THIS. AVRIL: Posing for things in order to promote them? Yes, Kim. How else do you expect to make any money? KIM: Well, technically,
Read moreKeeping Fug with the Kardashians
I think I speak for all of us here when I say, "OH HONEY NO."
Read moreGrammy Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian
Dear Kim Kardashian: You are not now, nor have you ever been, nor ever will you be J Lo. PLEASE MAKE A NOTE.
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Whoever invented Silly Bandz is a genius. Because essentially, that person is getting kids to buy packs of cheap-ass colorful rubber bands that just happen to be twisted into recognizable shapes, and then wear them as bracelets. And now, for six bucks, you can buy Kardashian-themed ones, because
Read moreFug or Fab: Kim Kardashian and Boobs Legsly
There seemed to be a lingerie theme to the launch of Beyonce's new jewelry line. First, we had Kim Kardashian in a bustier that looks like a carnal hostage situation. Actually, it's not awful; it's just a tad in-your-face, like she'
Read moreFugm Karfugshian
Wait, what... [Photo: FlynetOnline.com]Is that her actual bra, or... a ... is it a panel... but why... it's so LOW... I don't... it's very... I can't... because, see... it's just... brain... broken... this post... now 50 percent Morse code.
Read moreKourtfug Fugdashian
I don't even know if I can get to a place where I evaluate this as "good" or "bad," because I'm too busy being a little squicked. I mean, when your baby-daddy runs around town acting like a total douche and
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Let's start with the makeup: It makes Kim Kardashian look like she's been punched in the mouth, and it subsequently swelled up to the point that it can't move naturally. And the dress is way too heavy for her curvy frame. Seriously, when you
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Have you ever gone wedding dress shopping -- either for yourself, or with a friend -- and thought, "Holy shit. I just fell into a wormhole decorated solely by Jessica McClintock"? Because Kim Kardashian is the Mayor of that wormhole. (It's called McClintockentucky.) And none of us are
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[Photo: Splash News] KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Kim, don't you think this has all gone far enough? KIM KARDASHIAN: What has? KOURTNEY: I mean, we've been photographed all over town. People remember we're here. The Kardashian brand has been goosed. Can't we just take
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An open letter to Kim Kardashian: Dear Kim, When you agree to appear at the opening of a bowling alley, it might behoove you to wear something you can, you know, BOWL IN. Just a suggestion. Love, Jessica
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KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Damn it, Kim. KIM KARDASHIAN: What? KOURTNEY: Why are you dressed like a character in a Jackie Collins novel? KIM: That was on our call sheet for today! It's Dress Like a Jackie Collins Novel day. Today IS Wednesday, right? KOURTNEY: NO. Today is FRIDAY. KIM:
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