"I know," Kris Jenner said, bolting upright in her bed late Sunday night, clutching her nightgown with glee. "AT LAST I have a use for Scott, other than occasionally allowing him to be the most practical person on Kim and the Other One Take Over Somewhere, blowing
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View the gallery Wango Tango is a concert that KIIS-FM (the local pop-music station here in Los Angeles) organizes every May, and which generally features a LOT of artists who are intensely popular but ultimately kind of flashes in the pan, mixed in with people like Britney. If
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View the gallery "WHAT UP, IT'S YEEZY, WITH KIM KARDASHEEZY. I CAN'T BELIEEZY THAT YOU THINK WE ARE CHEESY AND MAKE Y'ALL QUEASY. I JUST WANT TO BE FREEZY TO LOVE WHO I PLEASY, AND -- DAMN, DID IT JUST GET BREEZY? AW, HELLSHIT,
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Khloe, you are BY FAR my favorite Kardashian -- with the possible exception of Kanye. But, to borrow a caps lock from your future ex-brother-in-law, THAT'S A SHIRT AND YOU KNOW IT.
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There are those who feel we refuse to like ANYTHING if it's on the back of Kim Kardashian. And I am so tempted for that to be true, but alas, I am about to ROCK those people's WORLDS. This might be really good. I KNOW. I
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Methinks somebody is jealous of her sister's Fug Madness run. Okay, probably not, but isn't that a better explanation than, "She saw this and thought it was super cute"? Kim: Just because J.Lo jumped off Old Arm Cutout Bridge doesn't mean
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View the gallery No, we weren't ignoring them. In fact, we're making the Ks face off to fight one another to get into this thing -- after all, what event is complete without one of the various Kardashians outside it, screaming at someone to let them in?
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Lots of people beg us to stop featuring the Kardashians. And you know, I get tempted. I do. I'm not any happier about them than you are (although I do find Khloe and Lamar's marital success kind of great -- did I ever tell you I figured
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And they call her....the Widow Kardashian. This fall on E!, tune into The Widow Kardashian and watch as Kim tries desperately to seem like she regrets...you know, like, stuff, and things, and tries to be all serious and shit. Stay glued to your television as she kinda, like,
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Memo to Kim Kardashian: SIT DOWN. Take a vacation. Don't tell anyone where you're going, don't take any pictures, don't tweet, and don't rush back into dating Reggie Bush -- a.k.a. the athlete it feels like you have been
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View the gallery Presenting, for your edification, Three People At the After Parties About Whom We No Longer Care. [Photos: Getty]
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The breakup bangs have arrived, folks. I don't necessarily think these bangs are REAL -- Kim Kardashian, at this point, seems like someone who is way too business-focused to do anything to her appearance that can't quickly be undone (like, say, by pulling out a clip)
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KIM KARDASHIAN: Gee, Vera Wang, thanks so much for coming out with me and my cameras and my hideous, hideous jumpsuit today. VERA WANG: Yep. KIM: A LOT of designers wouldn't deign to be on my show. Or to be snapped by the paps with me like this.
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Coming this fall to E!: Kim Kardashian is everyone's favorite genie in bottle in Rub Me The Right Way: The Kim Kardashian Project! Join Kim as she wears a series of uber-shiny midriff-bearing tops and pops out of a variety of objects -- a cake! a hot
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KIM: So is this enough? KRIS: White gown, check. KIM: Disgustingly ostentatious engagement ring, the likes of which belong only on the finger of one Miss Elizabeth Taylor, may she rest in peace with a crate of the finest champagne, check. KRIS: Symbolically celebratory flute of champagne, check. We'
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