This Balmain Party Was Predictably Hideous
I mean, why pull punches?
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I mean, why pull punches?
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Noticeably absent: Kylie.
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Except we already kind of HAVE a Kylie Jenner waxwork: Kylie Jenner.
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Gigi Hadid loves a suit, we're learning.
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There are chaps. Yes, chaps.
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View the gallery Kourtney is staking a strong claim on the title of Worst-dressed Jenndashian of 2017, although Khloe's kreative pocket surgery is pretty compellingly terrible too. However, pizzaphobes, take heart: There's hardly any. [Photos: Backgrid, WENN]
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It's Kendall vs. Bella for the worst, methinks.
View GalleryKylie in Versace Kylie was the first of her brood to arrive, and is dressed as if some marine life sneezed on her. Kendall Jenner in La Perla Then Kendall popped up in this, and reader, there were pictures earlier in the night (which I now cannot find, although I
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It's not even as naked as usual, either. Although they make up for that with other choices.
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Rihanna, Kendall, Yara, Hailee, and the cast of Riverdale -- among others -- await you.
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It just doesn't work with a K, y'all. Sorry, Cher. (Methinks Cher is relieved.)
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Perish the thought.
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The first photo is mostly safe for work, but the second, less so. Scroll with care.
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Did Hell freeze over today?
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There are krotches.
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