Katching Up With the Jenndashians
View the gallery There's not a TON to tell. Other than Kylie, they're keeping it kasual right now. Or in the kase of their denim, kockamamie. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery There's not a TON to tell. Other than Kylie, they're keeping it kasual right now. Or in the kase of their denim, kockamamie. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryKhloe Kardashian There is nothing more Kardashian to me than a blue sequined sweatsuit and fur slides. It's just... poetically them. They wear so much stuff that seems aggressively uncomfortable, and then one of the few times they're in leisure-wear, they pick the least potentially
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View the gallery Where there are afterparties, so shall there be models. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery As news broke that Kanye has been hospitalized for issues of personal well-being, Kim was reportedly on a plane to this cancer charity event in New York honoring her father. She didn't show up, which is absolutely correct of her in this situation, and
View GalleryKhloe and Kourtney So, let's recap: At a cancer charity event honoring their late father, Kourtney wore a dog-eaten old bridesmaid dress that may have been left out on a clothing line for twelve years, and Khloe dressed as a partial circulatory system injected with ice. Yep.
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The Kardashians and Jenners have been laying so low that I think Khloe's aim here was, effectively, to leap out of the bushes and jolt us back into constant vigilance - as if to ay, "Don't get too comfortable. We will ALWAYS BE NEAR." Not
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View the gallery Kim has been keeping a very low profile since the incident in Paris, which I think is good for her. Obviously I'm not saying the incident ITSELF was, but the fact that she can react to it the way many of us would -- burrowing in
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View the gallery This slideshow is FULL of people who seem lukewarm at best about this experience. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Let's be real: This line is about 80 percent targeted right at the Kardashians and Jenners at this point, so we might as well play matchmaker (with an eye toward a couple other regulars too). Warning: There are full nipples on display, so tread carefully
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View the gallery So, Kimberly here -- while in Paris in this outfit -- was assaulted by that dipshit douchepickle asshat who has made a name for himself by ambushing celebrities in front of paparazzi or red carpet cameras. (I will not print his photo or use his name, because I refuse
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View the gallery There are some truly, truly, epically offensive outfits in here. Honestly, at this point they just make me shake my head and say, "Oh, KIMBERLY," because at the end of the day, again, my mantra is: It's a comedy, and the joke'
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View the gallery My intro got eaten. I think it's because even WORDS no longer covers it. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I am compelled to bring you good shoes, first and foremost. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The shots I saw on Instagram of this show were ALL, essentially, beige Spanx. I bought beige Spanx ten years ago for probably pennies compared to what this cost, so yes, I feel smug. Also, I don't wear it on the outside, so. [Photos: Getty,
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View the gallery I need a ruling: Are those clear plastic boots, or are they leg raincoats she pulled on over actual shoes? WHAT IS HAPPENING. [Photos: Getty]
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