What the Fug: Kim Kardashian In Some Wretched Piece of Sludge or Other
Is Cardio-Erotic Spin Booty Pole a real class? Because I CANNOT think of anywhere else she could possibly be going in that. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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Is Cardio-Erotic Spin Booty Pole a real class? Because I CANNOT think of anywhere else she could possibly be going in that. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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OLIVIA: Hey Kim. KIM: Heyyyyyyy. OLIVIA: So... I thought this was a costume party? KIM: Kickin'. OLIVIA: Yes, but... was I not supposed to come as a Kardashian? KIM: Bangin'. OLIVIA: Because like, the braids, and the sheers, and these shorts... I'm kind of all of
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"IT'S LIKE THIS: KIM WAS IN HER CLOSET FOR HOURS UNTIL SHE STARTED TO GLOWER AND I WAS GROWING SOUR, AND BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS VOW-ER AND 'TIL DEATH DO US PART' STILL HAS POWER, I OFFERED HER FREE WEEZY AND SHE
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View the gallery How is it even possible that we haven't rounded up Recent Events in Celebrity Stripes before? How else am I supposed to advance the Striped Agenda?! [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery It's amazing to me that a family that CONSTANTLY discusses its weight and fitness does not also understand the logic of "JUST GO UP A SIZE. NOBODY WILL KNOW BUT YOU." [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery The good news is, I spy shorts under there. The bad news is, the issue in NO WAY went without saying. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery All right, well, we all know what Kim's been up to recently (although there are some OUTFITS in here, also). I am sure it will be hard to resist discussing Kimye vs. Taylor, and it's part of the pop culture conversation so I
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View the gallery Okay. So. I was, initially, kidding when I said the first of these posts was like Royals Round-Up; it was intended as a joke about how the KardJenners wrongheadedly appear to think they are the crown princesses of America. But there IS a logic to rolling
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View the gallery Kim is only in here ONCE, y'all. Maybe Khloe asked her to step aside. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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Honestly, the idea of LiLo and the Kourt together sounded like the unholiest of unions. But... am I crazy, or do they both look pretty good? This could have gone SO MUCH WORSE. And honestly, I'm girding myself for that to be true. SURELY no good can come
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View the gallery It's like Royals Round-Up, except completely the opposite. Also, fair warning: It gets worse as it goes. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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Kim Kardashian is a giver. I'm serious. Most people would ease back into things after a holiday long weekend; I, in fact, was so tired from General Merriment that I felt hung over all day yesterday despite not having had a drop of alcohol since Saturday. But Kim?
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View the gallery Ooooh, we are in full travel season, you guys. Get ready for Carry-On Bag Porn. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery After Jessica declared The Waning of the Sheers yesterday, Kim went to a Vogue thing in London wearing another of her classics. So I'm leading with Kourtney, because I don't want the awfulness of this garment to get lost in her sister'
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View the gallery In which I stretch the definition of this feature a bit and include not just celebs at the airport, but also celebs arriving at the Hotel du Cap in Nice. 'Tis the season for Cannes! [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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