The Oscar Parties Blessedly Brought the Patterns That the Ceremony Did Not
Great gowns AND good possible wallpaper!
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Great gowns AND good possible wallpaper!
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And not ONLY because of tuxes, although... partly.
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She looked SO GOOD.
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And the rest of the folks in white.
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On Oscar weekend, which is a good way to get a guest list.
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Real talk: I picked the attendees I, an Old, recognized.
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Including two vintage Versaces, and one vintage Prada.
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Well, except for like half the room.
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Also a Queen, a TikTok superstar, a truly great Big Brother winner, a blast from the past, and Brandi Carlile.
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She's promoting the hell out of this movie.
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As is customary.
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And Selena Gomez in GIANT SLEEVES.
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Whew.
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...plus the rest of the folks in black at the Governors Awards.
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Are we just being thematic now? It's...okay, fine! IT IS FUN.
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