The Oscar Parties Blessedly Brought the Patterns That the Ceremony Did Not

Okay, let's be real: When I say "parties," I mostly mean The Vanity Fair Party. (I'm not sure what's happened to Elton's big bash, but sometimes these things run their course.) Let's dig in. And prepare yourself to revisit two old friends.

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