Oh, dude: First and foremost, I do have to say that I love how EXCITED and cute Narciso Rodriguez is in this picture. The last few times Heather and I have been to his shows, Julianna here has been ABSENT and instead of just assuming that was because she was
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You know how everyone has that one cousin who got married in the mid 80s, and all your relatives are all, "Oh, DENISE. Denise's wedding was FANTASTIC. Denise had the BEST taste. She was SO up-to-date! I was always so JEALOUS of how TRENDY she
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Well, there's absolutely no doubt that this PICTURE is adorable: How cute are those kids? The one is all, "oooh, pretty castle," and the other is all, "FLOWER WREATH!" There's likewise no doubt that Pippa was an excellent Tiny Attendant Wrangler, and
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RIHANNA: I look awesome. Even with this crazy fringe! It works! JENNIFER NETTLES: MMMmmmHHHHHHHMMM! RIHANNA: Excuse me? JENNIFER: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just strutting around in my quasi-jumpsuit. I learned from Steven Tyler that, when doing that, it's imperative that you make
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View the gallery I freely admit that I know basically nothing about Miranda Lambert, other than that she's marrying another country star, Blake Shelton -- this is because I don't really follow country music (I think that section of my brain ended up getting diverted to my
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View the gallery I had a weird moment of confusion here where I thought for a moment that Blake Lively was appearing at a Harry Potter-specific event, due to his logo behind her head, and I was like, "hold on, self. Wait. Blake Lively isn't IN
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I can't get over how BAD Sucker Punch looks. Not that I had any expectations for it to be great, but boy. And Emily Browning's face here is not doing much to sell me on it. She's all, "Okay. I'm here.
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So, at the always-beachy-casual Independent Spirit Awards, Jennifer Lawrence and Mia Wasikowska both notably went with airy, summery white. Let's see how they stack up to one another. First up: Jennifer. From the top: ove the makeup, love the hair, she maybe has me on the
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So: Boobs Legsly is looking neither Boobs nor Legsly. Discuss. Personally, I feel like if we could just peel off all the Saran Wrap, we'd be in business.
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View the gallery You know, this may look just generically pretty to you -- which it is, if you don't know what the hell else The Cheerleader has been up to over the last week or so. I hope you took your iron supplements because you're going
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Well. This is totally annoying. She looks irritatingly great and not a single thing appears to be on backward. WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE BLOGGERS? Bonus points for apparently wearing a version of The Heart of the Ocean -- you know, the necklace from Titanic, which, to quote Britney Spears,
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Okay, Fug Nation, I need you to weigh in on something very, very important: Namely, is that HER BRA? I'm pretty sure it is. And I'm pretty sure I'm not okay with that. Girl, it's the Oscars. You're adorable. Last
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Hey, guys, I'd stick around and write more, but: I've got to find Jimmy Choo-ster Tamara Mellon here before she leaves town. I've got a love spell I need her to cast!
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View the gallery If you, like I, watched the Oscars red carpet and thought, "Where the hell are all the celebrities?", the answer is: going to the parties and not bothering with the ceremony -- in part, I think, because the show axed all of the montages other than
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Thank God: I was looking for something chic to wear to my next cult meeting.
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