Amber Heard has been looking really pretty lately: I don't think I would have worn those shoes with that dress -- a metallic is your friend, Amber -- but you KNOW I love sequins. This is what I would wear at my quickie Vegas wedding (officiated by Elvis, of course.
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View the gallery This would be so gorgeous if it were, like, three or four inches longer. But I can't bear myself to call this an Unfug It Up, because what we're working with here is lovely -- it just happens to be the world's
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View the gallery I'm concerned about Jordin Sparks. Such a cute girl -- and yet her wardrobe for this Grammy weekend veered wildly from ADORABLE to OMGWTF. She probably still has whiplash. Please join me as we take a closer look.
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This is...bold. And potentially FCC-baiting. One wrong move, and we're ALL getting fined: It's also not particularly hypoallergenic, I suspect. If you've got it, flaunt it....? Rihanna does have a great bod. She just looks like she decided to dress it via
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Weirdly, when I saw this photo in it thumbnail format, I thought it was Gillian Anderson: Seriously, squint and think about aliens, hot dudes with one arm, hot dudes with serious paranoia, curable incurable nose cancer, MiracleAlienBabies, black oil and a nefarious dude with an ever-present cigarette and see
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In thumbnail, I thought this was Amanda Bynes: Who, despite all my snarky cracks when A. Bynes retired and then unretired, I actually do miss. Have you watched She's The Man recently? Bynes does NOT hold back in that movie. Like, she COMMITS. It's kind of
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JAKE GYLLENHAAL: ANNIE! NATALIE PORTMAN: No, Jake. It's me. Natalie. Natalie Portman. JAKE: My bad! I just saw a dark-haired girl in white, and flashed back to the other night with Anne and that orange guy. NATALIE: Tonight, you're my orange guy. JAKE: Do I
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VALENTINO: I AM THE TANNEST MAN IN THE WORLD. ANNE HATHAWAY: You are kind of -- VALENTINO: NAY. I AM THE TANNEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED. ANNE: That might be -- VALENTINO: LIKE A BURNISHED OAK FLOOR, I AM. ANNE: I do feel a bit -- VALENTINO: YOU LOOK LIKE SKIM MILK IN
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My initial reaction to this was a big WAH-WAAAAH. It's so plain, so crinkled, so Emily Webb marrying George Gibbs and then -- SPOILER -- wearing it through her funeral and during a spectral stroll through a day from her past. And Kiki is ALIVE and VITAL and should
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Yes, thanks to IMDb, I now know that Chloe was in a short film called, "The Fragile White Blossoms Emit a Hypnotic Cascade of Tropical Perfume Whose Sweet Heady Odor Leaves Its Victim Intoxicated." That's a mouthful to fit on a marquee and also sounds like
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KEITH URBAN: Can you believe we're still married? NICOLE KIDMAN: Can you believe you're so TAN? KEITH: What? NICOLE: Look at your HANDS compared to your FACE! SO MUCH BRONZER, KEITH! KEITH: Nicole. I am trying to discuss our precious love. NICOLE; Oh, right. I'
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I like this. Under normal circumstances, I'd be all, "What's with the napkins stapled to her hips?!" and then I'd put it up to a vote and eventually we'd all come to the conclusion that the hip napkins -- though random
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Say what you will about Miss Sienna Miller -- I used to hate her, and now I feel sort of pleasantly neutral about her, the way I feel about, say, nutmeg -- but this picture is kind of charming: Given the items she's holding, you'd think she was
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First things first: I really love Kristen's makeup here, and I think this hair color is so flattering on her: Second things second: how do we feel about this dress? I like it, while also recognizing that it kind of looks like two super similar dresses sewn together
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Have you ever gone wedding dress shopping -- either for yourself, or with a friend -- and thought, "Holy shit. I just fell into a wormhole decorated solely by Jessica McClintock"? Because Kim Kardashian is the Mayor of that wormhole. (It's called McClintockentucky.) And none of us are
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