Team Zendaya May Have Run Out of Steam

"Hi! The team at Celia Kritharioti is so excited to make something for Zendaya for Challengers! We were thinking how CUTE it'd be if we put little tiny tennis rackets... oh, I see, gotcha. But what about the SHADOW of a racket, maybe with a person hitting -- ah, okay, never mind. We COULD do a really fun homage to grass courts, or -- yep, that's cool, I understand. Maybe we could do a short tennis dress? No? A longish one? Aha, never mind. What about a tribute to -- oh, you're covered there, got it. How about an inexplicable princess dress with a chest thong? Vera's doing it? Right. And you kinda did tennis balls. Well, fuck it, I don't know, I guess I'll just dye a dress Tennis Ball Yellow and then hot-glue-gun one of those motherfuckers RIGHT to her PELVIS this time, and-- oh, shit, I was kidding, really? Um. I mean... yay? I'll get to work."

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