Tessa Thompson's Red Rosie Assoulin Dress Is...

Remember the last time we saw Tessa Thompson in Rosie Assoulin? It was at last year's Emmys and it was TRANSPORTIVELY GOOD. But this look is a chilling reminder that for every sartorial hit, a corresponding miss awaits; she looks like the leader of a cult who woke up on the morning of a very important ritual and realized that she left her ceremonial robes at the dry cleaners and had to make do with a box of Rit Dye and her bedsheets. At least now her Assoulin slate has been wiped clean and the road is open for future greatness and glory.

Also: We've gotta talk about this new trend of tiny sunglasses. They make me want to climb a tree and never come down.

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