The Premiere of "Mr. Malcolm's List" Was Very Cape* Forward!

Freida Pinto and Zawe Ashton basically look like Disney princesses here. Also: Men in summer turtlenecks, and the Facial Scruff of Theo James -- coincidentally also the title of my new album. If he sues me, it'll be worth it!

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