So... you know how for a long time Simon Cowell has worn nothing but the same wide-legged jeans and low-heeled shoes, and it looks unbelievably dated? And we've begged him to go shopping and buy a new pair of pants?
Well. Simon Cowell went shopping. And while he still refuses to button his shirts, he did indeed buy a new pair of pants.
And it did not go as I had imagined.