dakota johnson fifty shades of grey london premiere

So far Dakota Johnson is two-for-two on vast expanses of sternum at the Fifty Shades of Grey premieres.

dakota johnson fifty shades of grey london premiere

I'm glad she at least spiced this up with some dramatic lipstick, because frankly, this all seems really half-assed again. It's more overtly sexy than yesterday's Dior, but it's also renovating my face with a sledgehammer that says "angel/devil" on it. And for all that, she still seems unenthused. This dress needs glamour -- romantic hair, killer accessories -- and instead it's getting Hmm I Think I Can Ride This Blowout For One More Day Without Washing, Right? There is more glamour in my sock drawer.

What do you think, Jamie?

jamie dornan fifty shades of grey london premiere tongu

Yeah, I'm with you.

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