We Did Not Appreciate Heidi Klum While We Had Her

Look at those. LOOK. Remember the days when celebrities routinely entered and exited buildings in clothing they had chosen specifically for the cameras? Sometimes several times a day? We had months during the summer of situations like this, two years ago, when Heidi had someplace to be, most likely tipped off a phorographer, and then took the words "lace pants" to a wholly different place. She is wearing Compression Leggings for the Daring Woman. Listen, after writing two books that each had me seated for the better part of a year, I might actually need to TRY these. My knee-high compression socks suddenly seem awfully bush league.

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