What Have They Done To Kerry Washington?!?!!?

Although it looks like Kerry here might be wearing a skirt in this photo, I can assure you that we are looking at leather Bermuda shorts, each of which have -- for some inexplicable reason -- a split hem. I could ALMOST live with these if they weren't paired with an oppressive leather jacket and also a leather bag. It feels like a vampire started following a lot of preppy style influences and didn't quite know how to marry that aesthetic with their own. Buffy Summers would have thoughts.

(Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)