Don't believe your eyes: Billy Ray Cyrus is NOT in costume as Daniel Boone and that is not an animal-hide cap. It's human hair.
Whether that hair started life in his follicles, or he in fact lifts it off at night and set it on a wig form he has nicknamed Madam, I may never know. But this seems so deep into self-parody that I had to Google it to see if he wore it for work. And this is what I found out about his new CMT show:
It. Has. Everything: Elvis jumpsuits, rhymes, tool boxes, false idols, skeptical bumpkins who wear chintz, and DN-ehhhhh?!? (it's that thing where you recognize your own mullet in the wild). Basically, he's found a job where he can CLAIM the hair is for work, but secretly come alive under its dated, spiky heft.
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