When this came down the runway two weeks ago, Jessica wrote that it's what Kate Middleton would wear when she decided to mess with everyone and give the Queen a coronary.
I've decided that's exactly right, then, because at times Julianne Hough's style is totally "Kate Middleton, If She Were Trying To Give The Queen A Coronary." Her head looks tremendous, but the rest of her looks like she's living a Katy Perry fever dream.
But at least the gown has pretty DNA. I have no idea what the heck is going on with Lena Headey's:
This is all panties and wallpaper and Too Much Information. Did the invitation this year say "pants optional," or "thighs mandatory," or "Wack Is The New Black"?
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