Oh my god, what is happening here?
Leaving aside the wacky proportions of her bomber jacket -- it's so cropped, it almost looks like a shrug. What would you even call that? A...bombrug? A shrugber? Perhaps some things cannot be portmaneau'ed -- I feel like it's a decent rule of thumb to always, always avoid pants when they possess a fly which looks like nothing so much as a salute to the landing strip.
[Photo: Fame/Flynet]