You Will Not Be Surprised By What Lindsay Vonn Is Wearing

The informative caption on the upper photo here read "BACK DETAILING," as if the photographer saw this look and was like, "listen, I know that people are going to want to know what this looks like from the back and I'm here to provide that info!" And frankly, I feel like it could have been worse! (Although it is not great.)

Here is your front view:

It is indeed sheer, but it's also kind of cool....? Am I losing my mind? It's like Sexy Expensive Guinevere -- which is apparently now I vibe I am now into? The lining looks more reasonable from the front? Am I going to end every sentence in this paragraph with a question mark? I guess I am?

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