Your Afternoon Statue??!!

It is a relief to me that people are still doing totally bonkers things in this often-depressing world, and that one of them involved a GIANT JEFF GOLDBLUM STATUE in front of Tower Bridge. LONDONERS. You've got to get over there!

I also feel like we needed Informative Caption for this. It says, and this is a direct quote:

Featuring: Jeff Goldblum's torso.

Where: London, United Kingdom

"Featuring: Jeff Goldblum's torso" just made me laugh. And apparently that pup considered this and found it appealing:

INDEED.

I can only hope that Jeff Goldblum himself swings by and poses for shirtless photos of himself on his own lap. Like a kind of...Torso Inception.

[Photos: Joe Pepler/PinPep/WENN.com, Wheatley.com]